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Booche

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  1. Here you go AD, Darren Pang takes it black...I mean takes it back.
  2. I cant wait for the Sloth to see this contest.
  3. It was clear what Leclaire was up to. "Is anyone else watching the guys in front of me? They've quit. I am in a contract year and gotta keep my GAA down but it might spike if I dont get out of here."
  4. Booche

    Crosby

    Roller's agenda reminds me of being back in grade 8. A few folks cried about Gretzky all the time (coughjaimoecough).
  5. Don Cherry Don Cherry's himself.
  6. NW, does this mean you wont be selling yours for 2 grand and moving back 15-20 rows?
  7. Booche

    For Star Wars fans

    (great idea Roller, I hope others run with this ball.....considering I am at work, this is the first thing that crept into my mind....) Leia bends over, puts disk drive into R2 unit. Leia: What the shit? BSOD???? You piece of fuckingjunk! ::kicks unit:: Storm Troopers enter, Leia is captured, stolen plans to Death Star are recovered.
  8. I must say folks last night was the most intense night of my life. I was released from the hospital this morning, the doctor said i was lucky to be alive. With furthur tests i might have suffered slight brain damage, the doctors are at this moment unsure. Yesterday me and a few buddies decided to drop acid, and during our trip we decide to smoke bowls. We were having a great time up until my friend said "hey i heard on a phish board that if you put gasoline in the bong it will get you way faded." So being the stupid ass stonner that i am, i decided to indulge. We went to the local Chevron and put in $1 of premuium with techron into my 3 foot roor. I took the first hit. At first i felt really dizzy, i started vomiting, and then i passed out. That night i woke up in the hospital with the worst headache i have ever had. Needless to say i am luck to be alive. I must warn everyone to never try anything like this again. I realize i have a slight drug problem and i am now enrolled in a treatment center. If i can give anyone advice it would be to never try anything that is out of the ordinary, no strage drug combos. BE SAFE OUT THERE PEOPLE!
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    NFL 2010

    Pfft, the Raiders are going to cream them in the Superbowl. Place your bet in Vegas now people!
  10. Let me get this straight. The only thing you have learned so far is: "Dont ingest orally but ingest orally."
  11. I could also be argued that this is disasterous for freeporn.
  12. Album Of The Year is my guess.
  13. An original. Way to go mama and papa King for making this one!
  14. Katy Perry doesn’t seem to be able to let her Sesame Street axing go, and has appeared in an episode of The Simpsons to make another jibe at the children’s show. In a special Christmas episode titled The Fight Before Christmas, Perry guest-starred in the all-puppet live action segment. The Simpsons’ characters were transformed into puppets and the I Kissed A Girl singer made sure to shock with a dirty joke, while wearing a low-cut skin-tight PVC red dress. While showing off her curves in the figure-hugging dress, which was slightly more revealing than the outfit that got her cut from Sesame Street, Katy sang a spoof version of The 39-Days of Christmas. Her appearance on the show, in which she plays bar keeper Moe’s girlfriend, was nothing controversial though until the credits rolled. In the final scene, the puppet version of Moe tried to jump up and kiss the singer on the lips. After failing, Moe said: ‘I’ll just kiss your belly button’, before pushing his face into her crotch. Katy said: ‘That’s not my belly button!’ and as Moe pulled away, she added: ‘But I didn’t say stop!’
  15. The fans booed Heater in MTL this afternoon every time he touched the puck.
  16. I wouldnt have said this midway through the summer but my confidence with the Goat is definitely building. He's looking almost brilliant. I sure hope this trend continues.
  17. Auld Lang Syne DWD Killer SOAM Jim Llama You fucking owe me, Leaf dink.
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