Davey Boy 2.0

Are they smokin the erb or something?!?!? wtf?

perfect signature for a post of that nature, Velvet

you're welcome

Hmmm, now that you mention it, I do remember running into you and Sloth at a patio one afternoon a couple of years ago. By the time you left I recall a rather large wet spot had spread over your groinal area and the item of clothing you used to try to cover it up only seemed to draw more attention to it. So yes I probably did misunderestimate your potential for unlikely and awkward scenarios. Noted.

freud would have a field day wit choo FbN

you should rest it on your lap as you make the rounds

sage adv..... wait a second! Your in-laws are (presumably) in Chatham, can't imagine there'd be any need to cover anything up. Hell they probably think you're an egghead pussy who shaves his chest

I would support bus drivers packing heat for the bad parts of town. Then we'll see how many people tell you to relaaaax, Dinghy

Thank you everyone. Fortunately (?) it wasn't unexpected but still tough. He was a really great dog even though I suspect he felt I was lower in the pecking order of our little herd. I've seen him with the cat's entire head in his mouth more than once; the first time I saw this I thought there was going to be some gore but Roscoe looked around, opened his mouth good and wide, the cat shook his head to get the gob off and sauntered away. Symbiotic relationship of sorts...

You had fourteen very good years

Still reading Modern Drunkard Magazine I see

open another account!

Shower Beer!

here's a job for you, mon ami

DO IT

spark it up dude

... and now I work in Ottawa

Ah I'm sorry Ollie, just having a little fun this morning I guess. You going to the Motley Crue show at Scotiabank in March? Good cop Bad cop!

I also hope everything works out for you RubberDinghy as quickly and as beneficially as possible.

slippery slope, michel

Schwa's Mom is in the bath when there's a knock at the door. "Who is it?" asks Schwa's Mom "It's the blind man" croaks the voice Schwa's Mom thinks, he's blind, he can't see anything, probably just wants a chat. "Come in" she says "Nice tits, Sweetheart, where do you want your blinds?"

mundane

dude.

whatever gets you through the night dude