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Researchers find that regular use of marijuana decreases attention span and lowers abillity to

no worries, i sent booche a photo of my lathered shaven bollocks as a consolation later that night i'm thoughtful like that

mmmmmm soaked up pork grease might have to try some carne asada next taco night

no wonder someone left them behind then

too many vegetables

yup and remember when i leaned over and tapped you on the shoulder, BWM? let's just say i wasn't as itchy after that

Wow what a win for Arse, two corkers from RVP And Crynaldo's 2nd yellow? Very strange...

i slung one of mine out of my pants too, just to do my bit to alleviate the awkwardness

hot damn that was incredible!!

in

oh christ the last buffet chinois i went to was 97% fried food

Dibs on "Hurtful Turd"

Happy birthday Fista

happy birthday Slothypoo

happy day dude

Schwa was cheating on his girlfriend with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As Schwa threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" demanded his GF when he entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been cheating on you with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock." His GF glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

I can think of another *arts genre* that's tough and subjective to rank/review (NSFW)

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I tried this last night only I substituted tater tots for the eggplant, chopped up hotdogs for the lamb, sensamillia for oregano and parsley, ketchup for the tzatziki and cheese slices for the feta. It was awesome, MOBE, thanks very much!

^that wasn't nearly lewd enough

don't be like that baby

^great story! And now for something completely different

Little Schwa and his family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry Little Schwa; that was an insect." To which, Little Schwa replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that."