Davey Boy 2.0

I think you need to be drinking spritzers while watching it

well ollie, - first you have to grow some long luscious locks - buy some roller blades - tidy your place up and put on some clean underwear - hang a rainbow flag in your front window before you know it someone will come along who will show yuo how to make spritzers

Founded: 1909 (NHA). NHL original six expansion team in 1917. First Captain: Jack Laviolette, (1909-10) Nicknames: Habs "Les Habitants" & Le Bleu-Blanc-Rouge Stanley Cups : 1915-16, 1923-24, 1929-30, 1930-31, 1943-44, 1945-46, 1952-53, 1955-56, 1956-57, 1957-58, 1958-59, 1959-60, 1964-65, 1965-66, 1967-68, 1968-69, 1970-71, 1972-73, 1975-76, 1976-77, 1977-78, 1978-79, 1985-86, 1992-93 Retired Numbers : 1 Jacques Plante October 7, 1975 12 Dickie Moore November 12, 2005 2 Doug Harvey October 26, 1985 12 Yvan Cournoyer November 12, 2005 4 Jean Beliveau October 9, 1971 16 Henri Richard December 10, 1975 5 Bernard Geoffrion March 11, 2006 18 Serge Savard November 18, 2006 7 Howie Morenz November 2, 1937 19 Larry Robinson November 19, 2007 9 Maurice Richard October 6, 1960 23 Bob Gainey February 23, 2008 10 Guy Lafleur February 16, 1985 29 Ken Dryden January 29, 2007 Montreal Canadiens Hall of Famers Howie Morenz Bill Durnan Yvan Cournoyer Georges Vezina Hector "Toe" Blake Ken Dryden Aurel Joliat Ken Reardon Jacques Lemaire Newsy Lalonde Emile Bouchard Bert Olmstead Joe Malone Elmer Lach Serge Savard Sprague Cleghorn Tom Johnson Jacques Laperriere Herb Gardiner Jean Beliveau Guy Lafleur Sylvio Mantha Bernard "Boom Boom" Geoffrion Bud O'Connor Maurice "Rocket" Richard Doug Harvey Bob Gainey Joe Hall Dickie Moore Guy Lapointe George Hainsworth Jacques Plante Steve Shutt Jack Laviolette Henri "Pocket Rocket" Richard Larry Robinson Didier Pitre Lorne "Gump" Worsley Patrick Roy Albert "Babe" Siebert Frank Mahovlich Dick Duff Individual records Career Most Seasons: Henri Richard, 20 Most Games: Henri Richard, 1256 Most Goals: Maurice Richard, 544 Most Assists: Guy Lafleur, 728 Most Points: Guy Lafleur, 1246 (518G, 728A) Most Penalty Minutes: Chris Nilan, 2248 Most Shutouts: George Hainsworth, 75 Most Consecutive Games Played: Doug Jarvis, 560 Most Stanley Cups: Henri Richard, 11* Season Most Goals in a season: Steve Shutt & Guy Lafleur, 60 (1976-77; 1977-78) Most Powerplay goals in a season: Sheldon Souray, 21 (2006-07) Most Assists in a season: Pete Mahovlich, 82 (1974-75) Most Points in a season: Guy Lafleur, 136 (1976-77) Most Penalty Minutes in a season: Chris Nilan, 358 (1984-85) Most Points in a season, defenceman: Larry Robinson, 85 (1976-77) Most Points in a season, rookie: Mats Naslund; Kjell Dahlin, 71 (1982-83; 1985-86) Most Wins in a season: Jacques Plante; Ken Dryden, 42 (1955-56 & 1961-62; 1975-76) Most Shutouts in a season: George Hainsworth, 22 (1928-29)* Most Goals in a season, defenceman: Guy Lapointe, 28 (1974-75) * Indicates a League Record Franchise scoring leaders Updated at completion of 2007–2008 season Player Pos GP G A Pts P/G Guy Lafleur RW 961 518 728 1246 1.30 Jean Beliveau C 1125 507 712 1219 1.08 Henri Richard C 1256 358 688 1046 .83 Maurice Richard RW 978 544 421 965 .99 Larry Robinson D 1202 197 686 883 .73 Yvan Cournoyer RW 968 428 435 863 .89 Jacques Lemaire C 853 366 469 835 .98 Steve Shutt LW 871 408 368 776 .89 Bernie Geoffrion RW 766 371 388 759 .99 Elmer Lach C 664 215 408 623 .94

isn't ^that how you learned to hide behind trees in public?

City ponder £135m Ronaldo bid

how about the Wizard of Oz?

Some hippy just pissed on my leg!

we do all suck

edit to add that this is from Alternet Palin takes unnecessary risks with the health of her own child, supports failed abstinence-only programs Amid the now-disproven rumors that the Palins' fifth child, Trig, was the son of her 17-year-old daughter, are reports that Sarah Palin seriously endangered her child during labor. Palin was in Texas delivering a speech when she allegedly began to leak amniotic fluid. Instead of immediately checking into a hospital, Palin finished her speech. She then flew to Anchorage, Alaska, where she drove to a hospital 45 minutes away to give birth. Palin's apparent need to rush to Alaska for the delivery helped fuel rumors she was faking the pregnancy to cover for her daughter. Now that the story has proven to be false, it nevertheless raises questions about Palin's judgment. In this case, she seems to have taken unnecessary risks in the delivery of her child. As the past eight years have shown us, the last thing we need is a reckless politician in office. And speaking of unsound judgment, her daughter's pregnancy demonstrates seriously poor decision making -- not on the part of Bristol but by conservative politicians like Palin and McCain, who have decided that the best way to ensure kids learn about sex is by depriving them of information. Palin is a firm supporter of abstinence-until-marriage sex education, despite the fact that numerous studies show that abstinence-only sex education does not delay sexual activity and may in fact lead to unsafe sex practices. It would be cheap to trade on the irony that a firm backer of abstinence-only sex ed is now the mother of a pregnant teen. But it does need to be noted that many pregnant teens do not have the financial and emotional supports that Bristol appears lucky to have. Palin's abstinence-only stance on sex ed, like McCain's, is wrong because it puts everyone's kids in danger. ______________________ Palin is the candidate of powerful far right-wing cabal; her nomination seals their support for the little-wanted McCain As Max Blumenthal reports: Last week ... the country's most influential conservatives met quietly in Minneapolis to get to know Sarah Palin. The assembled were members of the Council for National Policy, an ultra-secretive cabal that networks wealthy right-wing donors together with top conservative operatives to plan long-term movement strategy. CNP members have included Tony Perkins, James Dobson, Grover Norquist, Tim LaHaye and Paul Weyrich. At a secret 2000 meeting of the CNP, George W. Bush promised to nominate only pro-life judges. ... This year, thanks to Sarah Palin's selection, the movement may have finally aligned itself behind the campaign of John McCain. What happened at the secret meeting was the topic of online commentary by one of its attendees, top Dobson/Focus on the Family flack Tom Minnery. Minnery described the mood as CNP members watched Palin: "And I have to tell you, that speech -- people were on their seats applauding, cheering, yelling ... That room in Minneapolis watching on the television screen was electrified. I have not seen anything like it in a long time." Minnery added that his boss, Dobson, has yearned for a conservative female leader like Margaret Thatcher to emerge on the American scene. And while Palin is no Thatcher, "she has not rejected the feminine side of who she is, so for that reason, she will be attractive to conservative voters." The members of the Council for National Policy are the hidden hand behind McCain's Palin pick. With her selection, the Republican nominee is suddenly -- and unexpectedly -- assured of the support of a movement that once opposed his candidacy with all its might. Case in point: While Dobson once said he could "never" vote for McCain, he issued a statement last week hailing Palin as an "outstanding" choice. If Dobson's enthusiasm for Palin is any indication, he may soon emerge from his bunker in Colorado Springs to endorse McCain, providing the Republican nominee with the support of the Christian right's single most influential figure.

I can't believe that there is a kids' show at the NAC the same night– almost concurrently– entitled "Get Set for Life Tour '08"

Kevin Keegan is understood to have left St James' Park after the club failed to secure key transfer targets

that's a really great result for Spurs and the rest of the pack as well. Loving how Man City beat the chavs to sign Robinho. Interesting days there with the takeover and whatnot. From the sounds of it they're going to have a lot of resources at their disposal facking berbs available to fergie for the liverpool game, and Pool without Stevie G, MBE and El Nino.

that'd make a pretty good tshirt

jebas, best of luck to you Allison instant karma will persevere gawd i hate uptight philistines

eat some chicken wings while playing with venetian blind strings that are tied to your big toe it may sound crazy but until you try...

Yeah well what about the triple play that never was, ollie? didja ever think about that?

Background: All his teams' troubles seem to have started just when ollie chose to support them, which leads one to wonder- is there an ollie curse? Let's see: -Sens: cupless since ollie started supporting them -Spurs: on a downward spiral since ollie started supporting them -Roughriders: folded since ollie took an interest -Buffalo Bills: ollie watched them go 0-4 in Super Bowl appearances, then bandwagon'd (Sens'd?) over to the Patriots, 17-1 last season. Makeshift poll (as I'm unable to create polls for some reason): Are ollie and the teams he supports cursed? (A) Hell yeah, bitch ( Maybe not, but if the world ends in 2012 I know who I'm going to blame © I only answered No coz I think he's got real purdy hair (D) This poll was in his hand before it was in his mouth

sorry i meant defoe i guess but yeah that would make sense for sulky mcsulkalot to pony up a bit

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Spurs in trouble, ollie. Berbs is bad for the lockeroom, ManU knows this full well, can wait it out til the last moment then Spurs will be scrambling to replace him, keane and jenas. Juande to be the first manager to get the boot? All these troubles seem to have started just when ollie chose to support them, which leads one to wonder- is there an ollie curse? Let's see: -Sens: cupless since ollie started supporting them -Spurs: on a downward spiral since ollie started supporting them -Roughriders: folded since ollie took an interest -Buffalo Bills: well ollie's Jim Kelly shirt doesn't see much action anymore...

Or you could mix it up with a little Kentucky Bluegrass and some California Sensamilia, play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home, and just get stoned to the bejezus belt that night

more mallick

Not sure about the source on this, will look into it tomorrow: Alia Crum and Ellen Langer from Harvard psychology department took 84 female hotel attendants in 7 hotels. They were cleaning an average of 15 rooms a day, each requiring half an hour of walking, bending, pushing, lifting, and carrying. These women were clearly getting a lot of good exercise, but they didn’t believe it: 66.6% of them reported not exercising regularly, and 36.8% said they didn’t get any exercise at all. Their health, measured by things like weight, body fat, body mass index, waist-to-hip ratio and blood pressure, was related to their perceived amount of exercise, rather than the actual amount of exercise they got, and this, so far, isn’t very unusual. A classic study of 7,000 adults found that that perceived health is a better predictor of death than actual health, and another looking at elderly people found that those who perceive their health to be poor are 6 times more likely to die than those who perceive their health to be excellent, regardless of how healthy they actually are. Once again this goes to show the danger of relying on self-report data for health research. But it gets better. Crum and Langer then divided the hotel workers into two groups (by hotel). One group got a one hour presentation on what a fabulous amount of exercise they were getting, how they were meeting and clearly exceeding the Surgeon General’s recommendations for an active lifestyle. They were given information sheets, in English and Spanish, showing the calorie burn for activities like vacuuming, or cleaning a bathroom, and the researchers even put notices up in communal areas explaining what excellently healthy exercise their work was. The other group was left alone. Four weeks later the researchers measured everything again. The group who had been tutored about the health benefits of their work now perceived that they did more exercise than before – unsurprisingly - while the group who were left alone didn’t change. Neither group had changed their actual levels of activity. But amazingly, despite no change in actual exercise levels, in the intervention group, simply being told about the value of what they were already doing caused a significant change for the better on every single one of the objective health measures recorded: weight, body fat, body mass index, waist-to-hip ratio and blood pressure. It’s an outrage. Maybe mindset alone can influence metabolism and the benefits of exercise: perhaps this experiment shows, essentially, the placebo benefits of exercise. Maybe the cleaners changed their behaviour, or their diets, in ways that the researchers didn’t pick up, perhaps they had more spring in their step, tipping the scales in their favour. And maybe it doesn’t actually matter what caused the change, as long as we can exploit it: because the links between body and mind are far more fascinating than any pill peddler would ever have you believe.