Davey Boy 2.0

boourns

a date with MarcO, an evening that will be permanently etched in her mind

maple syrup or a dick in a box

cougar bar, confirmed

^ sounds like a typical saturday night for paisley

happy birthday you squeezable hunk of gorgeousness let me know if you ever need help shaving your ass

gawd i hate robbie savage- did you know he drives a pink ferrari? quite fitting

i heard the 2nd hobbit flick will essentially be midget porn

DANBURY, Conn. - The woman who sat on Santa's lap was naughty, not nice. Police say a woman has been charged with sexual assault after a Santa at the Danbury Fair mall complained the woman groped him. "The security officer at the mall said Santa Claus has been sexually assaulted," police Det. Lt. Thomas Michael said of the weekend complaint. Sandrama Lamy, 33, of Danbury, was charged with sexual assault and breach of peace. She was released on a promise to appear in court Jan. 3. Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the suspect was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles. A call seeking comment from Lamy was answered by a recording Tuesday morning. A woman later called back and said: "It's a false report and I don't have any idea." Police did not give the name of the disconcerted Santa, but they said he was 65 and felt badly because children were waiting to see him. "He was apparently shocked and embarrassed by the whole incident," Myles said. A man who teaches hundreds of prospective Santas each year - (Santa Tim) Connaghan, president of RealSantas.com - said he's never heard of a similar incident, though it's not unusual for adults to want to pose with Santa. "I've had some very nice ladies sit on my lap," said Connaghan, who did not train the Danbury Fair Santa. "Once in a while they'll say: 'I hope Mrs. Claus isn't going to be upset.' You have to be discreet and kind and say 'Oh no, she'll be OK. You can sit here, but only for one photo."'

The French version of Pam Beesley:

spite and envy!

i didn't really enjoy the Kronenbourg 1664 that i tried the other day, found it too sweet/syrupy

Congrats guys

whoops, my mistake the london derby is on @ 11:00 luverly!

^ stupid, more like so wtf, who's wathcing what on Sunday? manure-Pool @ Anfield big London derby hopefully the derby is on again later, don't want to miss any of that one either...chances are though that the announcers will talk about the score

what's a bootleg songlist?

happy tomorrow birthday mooose

they could play on a double bill with No Buds for Bob

the big question is whether or not baseball itself will recover. will attendence dwindle? will prices get slashed? there's got to be repercussions

She opened up like a discount liquor store on the poor side of town. JB pulled her discarded knickers over his head and savagely inhaled her soul. Pulsating, they encircled one another, saliva forming pools on the floor. Suddenly in a moment of clarity JB remembered her fondness for aircraft, indeed they had met in a coffee shop at Mirabel, him flying in for the night, her simply wanting a traveller to accompany her increasingly frothy latte. He twirled his member around like a propeller, gaining speed and making a throaty sound like a revving Fokker engine racing down a runway. She in turn cupped her hands over her mouth and barked "This is your captain. Strap in, we're about to experience some turbulence"

sounds like a table lamp i used to own

any chance you'll be belting out a number or two RnB?

::prays Pat Borders isn't on the list::

my reputation precedes me

we're edging toward grouphug here [color:#cccccc]maybe we need another forum