gentlemonkey Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 soggy bread, warm milk both do it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 Hello Kitty Psychological tests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 I dont barf. *knock wood* oh wait, yes, once when i was drunk and ate butter popcorn - so buttered popcorn when i'm drunk - which was terrible cuz i didnt know how. i knew to go to the bathroom, but not to kneel down - whoa, that poor janitor! but otherwise it hasnt happened since i was like 6. suckers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 Okay, sorry about that. Barf makes me feel like barffing; excessive drinking makes me feel like barffing; nasty bathrooms make me feel like barffing; sour milk or cream makes me feel like barffing; but actually, I rarely barf. I can't even remember the last time I barffed, perhaps the flu or somthing ACTUALLY makes me barf. Barf/barffing count (including those ones) : 10! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 18 gin and tonics... that's what i recently drank at a friends wedding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieDon'tSurf Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 man, what a question! I freakin' hate barfing and a lot of mental images pop to mind on this one: - about 3 litres of Welch's Grape Drink... coolest barf i've ever had. was about 6, at the aunt and uncles for a visit and went ape on the grape...nasty, but funny - seeing someone else barf... makes me yack almost every time! yum yum... - food poisoning... note to self: if its been on the counter for a few days, its best not to eat it - cilantro... nuff said - reba's house... apparently one of the best places in K-town to toss yer cookies, plus she really appreciates it maybe, for me at least, the Q shoulda been "what doesn't make you puke" {good booze, good smoke, good friends and good tunes} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 spinach USED to make me barf, but now I love it. A really good cough can make me barf. I haven't had one of those since I quit smoking though. I probably barfed a few times a week in the morning from a hack fest. How's that going btw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieDon'tSurf Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 Originally posted by Chewie: 18 gin and tonics... that's what i recently drank at a friends wedding.[/quote ..didja hit the bride? in some cultures its customary to launch on the bride (a fertility thing, I think) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 what makes me barf you ask? really bad headaches. almost every time. And strangely, vomiting always brings some kind of relief with it. It's like a metaphor for life, man. Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddak Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 Cotton Candy, even the smell of it makes me gag. Ugh, there's some public bathroom soap that smells like really awful sugary cotton candy I hate having to use it. Makes me feel sick for hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 What makes me barf? Any of the following: Nickelback Creed Puddle Of Mudd Gosium & The Golden Caramels The Tea Party ( especially Jeff Martin ) Nelly Furtado Diana Krall Depeche Mode New Order No Doubt Enrique Iglesias' new single Enrique Iglesias Fishman naked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 quote:Originally posted by Jaimoe: What makes me barf? Any of the following: Nickelback Creed Puddle Of Mudd Gosium & The Golden Caramels The Tea Party ( especially Jeff Martin ) Nelly Furtado Diana Krall Depeche Mode New Order No Doubt Enrique Iglesias' new single Enrique Iglesias Fishman nakedcan i add our lady peace to that list??? along with blink 182. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted July 22, 2002 Report Share Posted July 22, 2002 [*]Vendor cart hotdogs[*]Demerol (but I think that's normal) [*]White wine followed by raspberry ripple ice cream [*]Some of the euphemisms used by my ex--if you can't bear to call it sex, you shouldn't be having it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted July 23, 2002 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2002 hahahaha.. not smoking.. i quit.. but i'm hacking up 'oysters'.. yum. carrying a small vile of lemon and tabasco. shlllooop.. I recall a memorable puke I had 4 or so years ago. Myself, one of my roomies and a pal went to Zaphods.. got hammered into the night, then got invited to a party.. left the bar around 2:30.. got to the party and it was cool, (pretty much a mini-rave in a house) with djs.. and this great food spread. So we sucked back our medicine.. and chilled at the food table. I spent a lot of time with the spinach dip. after about 40 minutes, me and my roomie exchange a glance.. saying to each other 'we're waaay fucked'.. so we booked it, forgetting all about friend number 3 who fell asleep upstairs anyway. got home, felt a little better.. decided to go to sleep.. couldn't get this damn beat out of my head though- smoked a j and put on some pavement.. fell asleep, and awoke with vomit pressing... jumped out of bed, opened my door and started to puke. all over my roomies door, and the wall and washroom door.. and once inside the mirror and the sink. it was a thick green broth that smelled like murder. eyes tearing, head throbbing.. i tried to clean it up.. adding to the mess several times.. then i decided "fuck it" and went to bed.. and woke up to my roomated howling in fear and laughter. There has never been so much vomit on a wall i don't think. should've taken pictures. learned a couple lessons that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieDon'tSurf Posted July 23, 2002 Report Share Posted July 23, 2002 ...one of them being that spinach dip can be vengeful? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted July 23, 2002 Report Share Posted July 23, 2002 One time when i was visiting my old girlfriend in Ottawa, (1995) we came back from Spodie's and i Drank a three day old large gravy from kfc. I puked about one minute later. I think that was the last time. (not counting food poisoning in 2000) EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted July 23, 2002 Report Share Posted July 23, 2002 Golden River-general tsao's chicken....last time i was left praying to the porcelain god... Almost chundered looking at someone else's hurl, a couple of weeks ago, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddles Posted July 23, 2002 Report Share Posted July 23, 2002 My Cat Cleo's hospital bill...2454.90$... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarGarlic Posted July 23, 2002 Report Share Posted July 23, 2002 apparently having a sneeze attack while drunk makes me puke. has happened a couple of times. anyone else? the sneezes just keep coming and coming...then i yarf. I made my friend puke by watching me do this once. Im like, "dude, if this sneezing doesn't stop soon, im gonna puke..." So he wanted to see.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akron Posted July 23, 2002 Report Share Posted July 23, 2002 Hey yall, long time no post. I just recently drove from Nova Scotia to B.C. While passing through Lake Louise I found myself looking for a possible co-pilot to share the rest of the trip. I picked up the first guy I saw. Before he jumpped in I realized that I had broken my cardinal rule of picking up hikers. I hadn't looked to see if he at least had a bag of some kind. I usually like to see a backpack rather than a dingy garbage bag. (bags usually contain things like toothpaste, deodarant etc). This dude had neither, but what he defenitly caried was one helluva nasty stink! It was not that musty exotic hippy smell that I rather enjoy. No, no, it was that I've been hikin since Regina, haven't slept, haven't washed, brushed, etc stank. As soon as he was in I could taste it. "Where you goin" I asked...Kamloops. Wikid, 5 hours+ with this foul rotten specimin. The combo of his odour, the length of our journey, and the prison tattoos that covered his forearms very nearly made me barf. I was naseous and more than a little bit nervous. We made it to Kamloops, he got out, and I lit up the incense. Happy days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddles Posted July 23, 2002 Report Share Posted July 23, 2002 the "chain-reaction-puke"...gets one barfin...we're all barfin...but most any cough syrups and the like make me gag and water my eyes to no end...also my "companion" that Ive started dating is taking over my condo and my kitchen. Today she made a veggie filled ommellette that smelt like feet. Thats OK,its all worth it! Gone is "Able the Inflatible"... what about about the AM after Vernon Downs,that was pretty nasty!!...nice "ground-scores"though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted July 23, 2002 Report Share Posted July 23, 2002 Booche's farts...until badams came to stay with us for a few days...now his farts make me barf and Andre's have sort of a sweet scent... I just read what I wrote and almost barfed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puddles Posted July 23, 2002 Report Share Posted July 23, 2002 Dude...that a little much!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted July 23, 2002 Report Share Posted July 23, 2002 That's what I said!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Posted July 23, 2002 Report Share Posted July 23, 2002 don't let schwa fool you guys. i've only known him 5 or so years and i've seen him blow chunks on numerous occasions. the man is a total sissy. he bstill buys a six pack and pukes after giving three of them away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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