AdamH Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 That's it, I've had it. Throw your quotes because I'm ready to roll. Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death... The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fu©king Jewish, man. Walter Sobchak: What the fu©k are you talkin' about? The Dude: Man, you're fu©king Polish Catholic... Walter Sobchak: What the fu©k are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude! The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... Walter Sobchak: And you know this! The Dude: Yeah, and five fu©king years ago you were divorced. Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fu©king dog. Going to her fu©king synagogue. You're living in the fu©king past. Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... [shouting] Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fu©king past! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatpatguy Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! fu©k me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 fu©king amateurs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodRev Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Walter: "There's no ransom if you don't have a hostage. That's what ransom is. Those are the fu©king rules." Nihlist: "Zere ARE no rules! His girlfriend gave up her toe! Ve thought ve vere getting a million dollars! It's not fair!" Walter: "Fair? FAIR?! Who's the fu©kin Nihlist around here?" Dude: "Cool it, Walter. Look man, there never WAS any money, the big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase so take it up with him, man." Nihlists [muttering amongst selves] Donny: "Walter, are these men going to hurt us?" Walter: "No, Donny, these men are cowards." Nihlist: "Jah, ok. Ve just take vat you have on you, ve callsh it even, ok?!" Walter: "fu©k you!" Donny: "I got...I got...16 dollars here..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Do you like sex mister lebowski? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 i was talking about my rug... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Gruvsten Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 ...it really ties the room together."I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. Brandt cant watch, though. Unless he pays a hundred.""I'm just going to go find a cash machine..."and if yer feeling lazy:http://www.dymphna.net/randomquotage/lebowskiquotes.shtml Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 " they peed on your rug dude?" "Shut the fu©k up Donnie" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 "has the whole world gone CRAZY?! am i the only one who gives a sh!t about the rules?! MARK IT ZERO!" :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 The Dude: Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to realize the fact that you're a god damn moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Vagina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 "Man, c'mon, I had a rough night and I hate the fu©king Eagles..." "Also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 "Fu*kin' Quintana. That creep can roll, man." "Yeah, but he's a pederass." "Yeah." "No, he's a sex offender...WITH a record." "Oh." (I'm glad my first post here could be a Lebowski quote.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 GODDAMMIT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skelter Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 "The Dude abides" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Let me tell you something, bandejo. You pull any of your crazy sh!t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fu©king trigger 'til it goes "click." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonberry Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 Ah... my second favourite movie of all times. "Smokey, This isn't Nam, This is bowling, there are rules." "What is this "day of rest" sh!t? What is this bullsh!t, man? I don't fu©king care! It don't matter to Jesus! But you're not fooling me! You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus! It's bush league psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! I would've fu©ked you in the ass Saturday, I'll fu©k you in the ass next Wednesday instead!" "Nothing is fu©ked here man..." "Nothing is fu©ked?? THE PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE GODDAMN MOUNTAIN!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonberry Posted January 21, 2005 Report Share Posted January 21, 2005 and... "Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabozoz, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted November 24, 2008 Report Share Posted November 24, 2008 Continuity Error: would the dude really freak out and crash his car over dropping a roach in his lap?"the dude abides" man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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