c-towns Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 for some reason my mind tends to wander and i always imagine what it would be like if people just radomly vomitted during their daily routines. It always brings a smile to my face. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purple foot Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 people would have to have baggies on them all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarGarlic Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Im gonna puke on the both of you next time i sees ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted June 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 i hope its another half eaten loaf of brine bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SolarGarlic Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 for some reason my mind tends to wander and i always imagine what it would be like if people just radomly vomitted during their daily routines. It always brings a smile to my face. That is all.2643 posts and you still have nothing good to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 4304 posts and you never noticed before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted June 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 wow, two cawk smokers in the same thread and I started it. Who woulda thunk it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 I was in line at the bank a few days ago and this girl kept bending over to adjust her shoelace, which was apparently un-tie-able. She had a big 'ol round butt and I was so fucking tempted to just smack that sugarloaf right there in line, it was like she was begging mt to do it, just wiggling away, all ready for a Rick James-style slap.Couldn't do it though. I wonder if I made the right decision? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 i hate waiting in lines. i find one of the most frustrating line experiences is if i'm in a rush, and waiting in line for a bank machine, and the person ahead of me takes like 10 minutes to press every button AND on top of that is doing every freakin' bank transaction available to mankind. most of the things i imagine are violent and/or involve me screaming profanities at them. canada's wonderland is awful for lines. actually, any line where you are around people who suck is extra annoying. sometimes, if i am stuck in a line, and i am surrounded by people i can't stand, i will purposely do things to piss them off. you have to make lemonade, right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA...I wouldn't have been able to resist either..I can't handle waiting in lines...I'll do anything but wait, therefore most of my thoughts go to how to improve the situation of waiting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 My all time favorite are people who stand right at the store counter buying and playing lottery tickets.I hope their genitals all rot off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 ooooooooh, that's a good one marcO.....grrrrrrrrrrr.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 (edited) My all time favorite are people who stand right at the store counter buying and playing lottery tickets.I hope their genitals all rot off.I'm with you, because I usually buy my bus pass at the info desk at a local shopping mall, and usually have to wait behind people gambling pathetically, and making me wait to watch them.Aloha,Brad Edited June 27, 2005 by Guest Two words, two pairs of Ss, too little coffee to notice. Thanks, rubberdinghy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 ummm bradm...spelling error...Gosh, no spell check? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 hahahaha... today i was the bank machine guy, checkin my balance, movin this over there, payin' this, deciding not to pay that, and finally withdrawing what i needed... at least 3 or so people behind me.. i kept a smilin', cuz i've been there, but this time, it was my turn to be there . they'll get their turn one day. and im sure karma's cookin' up something extra long and boring for me to wait for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 i wish flying pig was still around to entertain us waiting in lines... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted June 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 "I was so fu©king tempted to just smack that sugarloaf right there in line"thats solid gold MarcO.Hey guigs, ever heard of online banking?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 ah MarcO!!! I often have the same thought, but also want to yell "TARGET!" as I slap that arse! The bank machine (or "spankmameen" as I like to call it!) line up is hell...until you get to help out an old lady who doesn't understand it. While 7 other people were in line behind this ol'wrink, she bravely turned around and asked for help. Me, being the most impatient while waiting, yet the most patient while helping, showed her how to make her enormous deposit. Jeepers...she could have paid someone to do that for her. My mom didn't learn (trust) how to use a bank machine until she was well into her 50's. And many times, she would just hit 'cancel' and run off to stand in line for a teller...until someone taught her how to do it. As for you fackers who pay your bills at the spankmameen (ya, that includes you gWuigsy! )on-line banking you fuckwads!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 I was in line at the bank a few days ago and this girl kept bending over to adjust her shoelace, which was apparently un-tie-able. She had a big 'ol round butt and I was so fucking tempted to just smack that sugarloaf right there in line, it was like she was begging mt to do it, just wiggling away, all ready for a Rick James-style slap.Couldn't do it though. I wonder if I made the right decision? absolutely NOT you shouldda smacked it good & hard and followed up with an innocent smile and shrug! THANK GOD I have smacking privledges with folks such as Tigger (where are ya, you skulker!?) and Zarasue, because sometimes it really is impossible to pass up a tempting ass-smack! as for violent fantasies for in-line, self-absorbed, oxygen-wasting, time-stealers?? I should be locked away, but honestly can't say I wish worse on them then on Lazfuk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 but honestly can't say I wish worse on them then on Lazfuk!You make me so hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 I KNOW, you fukker, and you're supposed to be paying me for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted June 28, 2005 Report Share Posted June 28, 2005 Hey guigs, ever heard of online banking??haha, yep - do it all the time.but you know the saying, "when in rome...". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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