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oh yeah, 'dad,' i remember now... wouldn't exactly call that jamband slang, more like chatham slang.

and the suzie sissy sally squishy smashy slitty square pants thing! oh, that went on forever!! i think gash-face francis show-whore remembers that bout! too funny.

sweet dad!!

can i get a schwill, brah??

Ground score!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by backbacon:

oh yeah, 'dad,' i remember now... wouldn't exactly call that jamband slang, more like chatham slang.

and the suzie sissy sally squishy smashy slitty square pants thing! oh, that went on forever!! i think gash-face francis show-shore remembers that bout! too funny.

sweet dad!!

can i get a schwill, brah??

Ground score!
!!!
!!
!!!

there ya go [big Grin]

all the kids'll sound like this by august

righteous

kind

dank

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  • 1 month later...

Picked up some new ones at It:

Molly's tits are saggin'

Smoke doses

And somehow we forgot:

"Who's got my..." -- my favourite was my own from It when trying to find my brother and his buddy Sim...

"Who's got my brother's girlfriend's friend's Thai husband"

Needless to say I never found him.

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bra

Pronunciation: br/&/

Function: noun

Definition: a form of endearment among wookies

Example: Spare change bra?

English translation: Can you spare some change brother?

bunk

Pronunciation: b/&/nk

Function: adjective

Definition: a worthless imitation passed off as genuine

Example: Damn, I just ate some bunk doses!

English Translation: Damn, I just ate some fake LSD!

custie

Pronunciation: c/&/s-t/E/

Function: noun

Definition: anyone who doesn't look, dress or smell like a wookie (a derogatory term)

Example: Hey bra, I just sold those custies some bunk rolls.

English Translation: I just sold those guys/girls some fake exctasy.

dank

Pronunciation: d/a/nk

Function: adjective

Definition: of a favorable character or tendency

Example: These grilled cheese are dank.

English Translation: These grilled cheese are good.

dose

Pronunciation: d/O/s

Function: noun

Definition: small quantities of LSD

Example: Moonbeam has some killer he has to unload!

English Translation: Chris has some really good LSD that he needs to sell.

heady

Pronunciation: h/E/d-/E/

Function: adjective

Definition: remarkable in magnitude, degree or effectiveness

Example: Dude, those are some heady nugs!

English Translation: Dude, that is some great marijuana!

irie

Pronunciation: /I/-r/E/

Function: adjective

Definition: powerfully pleasing, cool

Example: I'm feelin' irie man.

English translation: I'm feeling good.

jones

Pronunciation: /j//0/nz

Function: verb

Definition: to want something very badly, be in dire need, crave

Example: I'm jonesin' for a square bra.

English translation: I really need a cigarette.

kickdown

Pronunciation: k/i/k-d/au/n

Function: noun

Definition: something that a wookie gets by panhandling (usually cigarettes, beer, tickets, etc.)

Example: Someone kickdown so I can get down.

English translation: Can someone give me a ticket so I can go in the show?

miracle

Pronunciation: m/i/r-/&/-k/u/l

Function: noun

Definition: the act of receiving a free ticket to a show

Example: Dude, see that heady momma over there? She just gave me a miracle!

English translation: Do you see that woman over there? She just gave me a free ticket to the show!

phatty

Pronunciation: f/a/t-/E/

Function: adjective

Definition: attractive, favorable or commendable; cool, nice, etc.

Example: That's a phatty hemp neclace.

English definition: That's a nice hemp necklace.

rolls

Pronunciation: r/o/lz

Function: noun

Definition: a pressed pill of MDMA or MDA, more commonly known as ecstasy

Example: K-Dawg has some dank rolls.

English Translation: Mike has some good ecstasy.

schwill

Pronunciation: s/ch/wil

Function: verb

Definition: to consume alcohol, with the intent of becoming intoxicated

Example: It's time to get my schwill on.

English Translation: It's time for me to get drunk.

schwilly

Pronunciation: s/ch/wil-/E/

Function: adjective

Definition: inebriated

Example: Last night I got mad schwilly, yo.

English Translation: Last night I got really drunk.

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i think those definitions came from www.wookieworld.com

thers alot of good ones in here already, for me the one that hits home the most is wookie,, this summer has been the summer of the wookfoot, every fest i go to i get cuts on my feet.

instead of 6-up, the kids say one time now,,, 6up is so 2001 [Roll Eyes] lol

one time one time

whos got my heady dank veggie burrito

the falafia is a good one,,, referes to the mob that runs the falafel buis on teh lots.

the nitrous mafia from philly is relentless too. anyone who brings in their own tank gets it confiscated,, then the n20mafia pays off the cops during the show and just clean up afterwards, all you can hear is the hiss.

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I'm not a fan of the following over-generalized and simplified statements, but I hear them all the time:

" I was blown away ".

And, this may not be exact, but it's close enough. I've listened in irritation to the following for 10-15 years:

" There's no other band out there that are capable of doing what these guys are doing ".

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its the philly nitrous mafia man,, theyre everywhere and they fuckin run that shit,, payin off cops and just cleaning up.

some other sayings i love hearing on lot is

Whos got my heady _______?

3 for five!!

yeah we raged that show last night

that shit kicked my ass, i say this one all the time

molly!

pharmies!

OS's!

Vic's!

boomers!

chocolates!

rolls!

dank nuggets! (i guess canadians are the only ppl that think dank means wet or moist or fresh, not super good, maybe its just me but thats what i mean when i say dank)

beasters!

goo balls, 2 for 5!

if one person has more then 2 or 3 of these, and calls them all out,, dont be fooled, this guy isnt the king,, but hes got 2 fanny packs fulla bunk, i guarentee it.

lastly,, i hate teh word custy, if it wasnt for these customers the wookies wouldnt have anyone to sell shit too, think about it can you see a wook hook up his grill on a normal street? no,, so why does he badmouth the only consumers he has?

its not bad enough that the custies get taxed out their asses, ive seen it first hand,, saw this guy peddle some E to these kids, clean cut kids,, for 25 a piece, even when they wanted 4 or 5,, then he comes to us,, we were kinda hanging out real close,, and he asks if we want some, were not cleancut,, and he was gonna swing it for 15 or 20, and hes saying about those fuckin custies payin custytax and this and that. grrrrrrrrrrr [Mad]

another funyn thing i saw was these clean kids roll up in their prents lexus, set up camp, go inside the tents wearin dockers and polo shirts,, come out wearin patches and dyes hahahaha funniest thing ever,, seeing these kids get dressed up in their hippy clothes before the show.

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