balogna pogna Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 ....from Izzy's last summer, would like to return him to me at the Come Together party this weekend, it would be greatly appreciated.There will be no questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Maybe the "perp" can just leave him in the saloon.Like I said no questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 have you checked with Dennis of Grand Theft Bus? He likes to kidnap TV characters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 breaking news...kermit mutated from something he was fed at a so called ctmf.... is this him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 (edited) Hmm no, I don't believe that is said puppet.The resemblance is uncanny, however. Edited May 17, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 shite thought I was onto something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 breaking news...kermit mutated from something he was fed at a so called ctmf...."CTMF" standing for "Create Terrifying Muppets Festival"...Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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balogna pogna Posted May 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 You guys seem to think this is a big joke.I didn't perfect my Kermit the Frog impression to walk around with a sock or a set of tongs in my hand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 What's said puppet worth to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 "CTMF" standing for "Create Terrifying Muppets Festival"... Aloha, Brad ...not one of your better jokes brad... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 What's said puppet worth to you?Three fingers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Max...think its time we had a one on one... I was hoping you would forget all about me but seeing how you think somebody took me, I thought I better set the record straight. To be frank, I was sick of you sticking your hand up my ass, and you getting all the laughs with your so called "impressions" of ME! I hopped my ass outta frontier town that night, with one of the bands...hung around the scene and then hit it big with weezer for a bit got a little too influenced by the rock and roll lifestyle... so decided to clean up and take it easy for awhile...mike gordon taught me some banjo.. went road trippin to really figure out "where do I want to be in this life" then decided it was time for this frog to settle down...but first thought it over some more.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm but in the end...I did it...settled down with... you guessed it! miss piggy...here is a pic of our lovely family... ya...I have a human kid...had to adopt...all those yrs with your hand up and around my junk ruin me ..fertile wise...I'll never forgive you or come back... F U Kermit THE frog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted May 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Well at least that ties up some lose ends.I can sleep better now knowing what a turncoat that frog turned out to be.Leaves me for Weezer for Christsakes!I even heard he had a fling with Steve Murphy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Hmmm... you might want to ask schwampy. I know they had a little "thing" back in the day. Here - check this out... wow... and then right down to it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 I even heard he had a fling with Steve Murphy.I can confirm this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted May 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Whoa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted May 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 Okay so the puppet was spotted on the weekend by my sister but when confronted the "perp" ran away.She was told I would get it back on Monday, but apparently it was stolen from the thief.Please PM any leads to me personally as I am escalating the investigation and putting my top people on the case (yes that includes Shawnald!)Otherwise what a wicked weekend. All my internal organs are hurting so that means I must have had fun.Can't wait to see all you guys again and I promise a kickass puppet show for anyone who can produce any infomation that leads to the succesful return of Kermit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 The puppet is safe. Don't try anything stupid - and noone will get hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted May 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 For your information Kermit does a killer Bobby impression and even likes the old Ratdog shows from 1995-96.I just don't see what he ever did to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted May 23, 2006 Report Share Posted May 23, 2006 I heard about this puppet. The word is, he finally decided to "tune in, drop out, and go on Tour." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted May 24, 2006 Report Share Posted May 24, 2006 I miss him something aweful We used to have a thing, but we drifted. But we stayed close, but I think Simone was jealous and eventually I dumped Kermit for her. When I told Thorgnor and Peewee that Kermit was missing they were shocked!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted May 25, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Dammit Schwa! This has nothing to do with Pee Wee. Please don't bring him into this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted May 25, 2006 Report Share Posted May 25, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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