dimafleck: the living legend. Posted November 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 the prick from the canadian tire commercials was number one on my list until i took his recommendation and bought that trusty HAMMER SCREW DRIVER KIT he was talking about....i bought for the boat, and for the cottage.ps: incredible avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 I'm glad you're still working your ideas here, though; try being a leftist on, say, freedominion.ca.It's good to be up-front. Please keep doing so, relentlessly. There has to be an alternative to binary logic. thank you! i appreciate this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 one person you'd love to sucker punch in the face as hard as you can.Joyce Dewitt, nothing personal, just for laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 You just got me thinking of Andrea Martin's "Joyce de Half-Witt" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 ya. just. don't. get. it.Even Peter Tabuns, the closeted gay minion of Jack Layton in Riverdale, could lay you out like a discarded Ben Chin election sign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 that prick from the canadian tire commercials!and kim mitchellWell, if you want a crack at the prick from the CDN Tire commercials, he works out at the Oxygen Fitness club at Pape and Danforth in Toronto. I see him there from time to time. To add some fuel to the fire, when he works out he wears a tight white t-shit and old school grey track-pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdy Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 i'm not really the sucker punch type myself... but i'd have words for this loudmouth nasty mcnasterson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deranger Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Anybody who idles their car for more than 3 minutes in TO. Cherryl GallantDavid EmersonStephen HarperJohn Ashcroft The Bush Family (especially W's daughter's)Cheny, oh god how I would love to kill Dick Cheny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted November 3, 2006 Report Share Posted November 3, 2006 Cheny, oh god how I would love to kill Dick ChenyHow about mailing him a fart? That's what I figure they made Mason jars for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 I change mine.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 The guy sitting in the cubicle next to mine.Dude! You've been a guest at my house...and I've given you a beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headymamamyrna Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 What's a sucker punch? Brad where are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggest Fan Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 -n- a good laugh... PRICELESS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 i will take you down grand pa.I'll go Swearengen on you punk and feed you to Wu's pigs after I'm done.i'll sow your asshole shut' date=' and keep feedin you and feedin you and feedin you....[/quote']The thing is, if you happened to actually land a sucker punch on me - which is highly unlikely - I'd in turn take you out with a jab that would probably shatter your Shawn O'Sullivan built jaw. God forbid that I'd actually land a right hand or left hook onto you pansy glass jaw - it would plant you six feet under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 i will take you down grand pa. I'll go Swearengen on you punk and feed you to Wu's pigs after I'm done. i'll sow your asshole shut' date=' and keep feedin you and feedin you and feedin you....[/quote'] The thing is, if you happened to actually land a sucker punch on me - which is highly unlikely - I'd in turn take you out with a jab that would probably shatter your Shawn O'Sullivan built jaw. God forbid that I'd actually land a right hand or left hook onto you pansy glass jaw that would plant you six feet under. You tell him Dwight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 God forbid that I'd actually land a right hand or left hook onto you pansy glass jaw - it would plant you six feet under. Another quality HBO reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 sting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted November 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 i will take you down grand pa.I'll go Swearengen on you punk and feed you to Wu's pigs after I'm done.i'll sow your asshole shut' date=' and keep feedin you and feedin you and feedin you....[/quote']The thing is, if you happened to actually land a sucker punch on me - which is highly unlikely - I'd in turn take you out with a jab that would probably shatter your Shawn O'Sullivan built jaw. God forbid that I'd actually land a right hand or left hook onto you pansy glass jaw - it would plant you six feet under.i'll fuckin, i'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bed post with your ass cheeks spread out and shit. put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 i will take you down grand pa.I'll go Swearengen on you punk and feed you to Wu's pigs after I'm done.i'll sow your asshole shut' date=' and keep feedin you and feedin you and feedin you....[/quote']The thing is, if you happened to actually land a sucker punch on me - which is highly unlikely - I'd in turn take you out with a jab that would probably shatter your Shawn O'Sullivan built jaw. God forbid that I'd actually land a right hand or left hook onto you pansy glass jaw - it would plant you six feet under.i'll fuckin, i'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bed post with your ass cheeks spread out and shit. put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.I love how you counter a good old fashioned one-punch K.O. into another one of your latent Deliverance-type fantasies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted November 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 i will take you down grand pa.I'll go Swearengen on you punk and feed you to Wu's pigs after I'm done.i'll sow your asshole shut' date=' and keep feedin you and feedin you and feedin you....[/quote']The thing is, if you happened to actually land a sucker punch on me - which is highly unlikely - I'd in turn take you out with a jab that would probably shatter your Shawn O'Sullivan built jaw. God forbid that I'd actually land a right hand or left hook onto you pansy glass jaw - it would plant you six feet under.i'll fuckin, i'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bed post with your ass cheeks spread out and shit. put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.I love how you counter a good old fashioned one-punch K.O. into another one of your latent Deliverance-type fantasies. yeah....i'll fuckin lay your nuts on the fuckin dresser, just your nuts layin on the fuckin dresser...and bang them shits with a spiked bat. BLAAAOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 you can always count on the Wu-Tang for good rebuttals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 i will take you down grand pa.I'll go Swearengen on you punk and feed you to Wu's pigs after I'm done.i'll sow your asshole shut' date=' and keep feedin you and feedin you and feedin you....[/quote']The thing is, if you happened to actually land a sucker punch on me - which is highly unlikely - I'd in turn take you out with a jab that would probably shatter your Shawn O'Sullivan built jaw. God forbid that I'd actually land a right hand or left hook onto you pansy glass jaw - it would plant you six feet under.i'll fuckin, i'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bed post with your ass cheeks spread out and shit. put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.I love how you counter a good old fashioned one-punch K.O. into another one of your latent Deliverance-type fantasies. you know how to tickle Jaimoe's buttons...Read Jaimoe's response in the voice of Ms. Garrison from South Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 Gateaux, good answer.i'd punch all of the contestants on America's Top Model. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richbass Posted November 4, 2006 Report Share Posted November 4, 2006 Kenny G! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted November 5, 2006 Report Share Posted November 5, 2006 I can't think of anybody I'd like to sucker punch but I'd like to donkey punch Schwa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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