Calamity Jane Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 okay, it was Marva Wisdom as political counsel and Eric McKutcheon of Van Gogh's Ear as chief Security Consultant, right? Well, I suggest you IMMEDIATELY put Allison on the payroll as your Top Aide in Translation and Brevity:So you are focusing your not limited intellectual resources(although ability to communicate effectively should NOT be on your campaign platform)on building a porn cooperative in the new hip hop enclave of..Guelph,Ontario? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 We don't have elected Sheriffs in Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 so bokonon's vote for me doesn't count?can I just be acclaimed, then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 No, but I'll happily extend you my own acclaim just the same, and non-existent vote too, if need be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 We don't have elected Sheriffs in Canada.i want to be high sheriffhere they lock them up and they don,t get out i,d be good for that , as i hold the key Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allison Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 We don't have elected Sheriffs in Canada Sorry but that made me burst out loud!!! But what about imaginary Canada? Come to think about it-I think we do still have Sheriffs-just not in the sense Luke implied.Sheriffs here I think just deal with things like landlord/tenant evictions,property liens-writs of seizure and execution.Much less glamourous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Don't burst, out loud or otherwise. We'd miss you.Yeah, there are certainly sheriffs, but their role and scope of authority varies from region to region. And none, to my knowledge, are elected in the way that sheriffs in the US are elected. Another reason why Hunter S. was born in exactly the right place at exactly the right time.(fighting temptation to make sarcastic use of the word 'derivative' in reference to the position of the original poster ..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 We don't have elected Sheriffs in Canada Sorry but that made me burst out loud!!! But what about imaginary Canada? Come to think about it-I think we do still have Sheriffs-just not in the sense Luke implied.Sheriffs here I think just deal with things like landlord/tenant evictions' date='property liens-writs of seizure and execution.Much less glamourous. [/quote'] i burst out laughing also here we do have sheriffs realling to take them to a hospital for reasons other than body sickness ha don,t know how to explain it and if you have to go to court, just some ass holes tell them they are a sheriff for awhile and they put on a suit oh boy watch out when they go to the grocery store, big joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 But what about imaginary Canada? so that is what harper is prime minister off still think he,s a good lad we live in la la land is that right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Some people are certainly living in la-la land! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 press conference at E-Bar, Monday morning.i,ll be there in uniformhigh sheriffyou will see my pin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Some people are certainly living in la-la land! me for one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timouse Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 No, but I'll happily extend you my own acclaim just the same, and non-existent vote too, if need be i non-vote for deb too. although utah phillips puts it best..."damn cops! the good people don't need 'em and the bad people don't obey 'em." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 I have advanced skill sets as an Orator, Publicist, Journalist, Activist and particularly Impresario and Campaign Manager (although I have never endorsed a candidate). Wow. You're such a . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lara Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Hilarious!As sheriff of the Westboro castle I hereby declare this the funniest thread today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodRev Posted April 15, 2007 Report Share Posted April 15, 2007 The resemblance is uncanny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 Aren't you moving to the UK?Aloha, Brad Nah, turns out his so called wife is actually a composite profile created by a corrupt goverment to lure him into a trap so the British Secert service could arrest him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 holy fack alabama man, that is good* stuff. ALABAMA MAN IS USING MIND CONTROL!!!*not so good for Luke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 that is hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 holy fack alabama man, that is good* stuff. ALABAMA MAN IS USING MIND CONTROL!!!*not so good for Lukeha ha poor luke eh left out of everythingi think kung is sherriff of sunnyvale park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 gobsmacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 "She was truly a very beautiful and lovely person "I, Luke Bowden, did not write the last sentence it was added by an Intelligence Officer somewhere in the world. funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 I added it, just messin' with people's minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted April 16, 2007 Report Share Posted April 16, 2007 I added it, just messin' with people's minds.And just when I thought the immaturity level couldn't get any lower around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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