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Hottest Chick Loudest Farts


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I've been listening to Stern lately on Sirius. When we drove to Toronto a couple weekends ago, we listened to an entire show which passed the time incredibly. I have access to live streams of Sirius on the internet, so I've been putting it on in the morning lately.

I've heard this contest mentioned a few times already.

Howard Stern's got a contest going here.

WE ARE LOOKING FOR THE HOTTEST CHICK WHO CAN ALSO BLAST THE LOUDEST, LONGEST, MOST DISGUSTING FARTS. IF THAT'S YOU, AND YOU WANT A CHANCE TO WIN $5000, SEND IN A TAPE OR DVD DEMONSTRATING YOUR AMAZING FARTING TALENTS!

Send entries into:

Hottest Chick/Loudest Fart The Howard Stern Show 1221 6th Ave 36th Floor New York, NY 10020

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"hottest chick" - not so much

"loudest, longest, most disgusting farts" - I'll blow y'all away!

Loud, long, and disgusting, yeah we get you...compare them, though, to those of large mammals: Elk? Rhino? Camel? Or are they elephantine (angered or otherwise) in stature?

Aloah,

Brad

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"Everyone likes the smell of thier own brand."

- Fat Bastard

Oh man, that reminds me of the South Park episode where all the pretentious, hybrid car owners bend down and stick their heads between their legs to whiff their own farts, that's how much they love themselves. It's too funny mmmmmkay?

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