MarcO Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 This is tougher than you might think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Not Bob Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Easy for me, don't drink beer and love the other thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 What kind of beer?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 What kind of tits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 This is tougher than you might think.Do you also expect/hope the female members of jambands.ca will answer the question?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarahbelle Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 lol this question is hard!!! I guess I would choose beer because I'm not a lesbian...but word up to boobs.. hahahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Titties And Beer Lyrics » Frank ZappaIt was the blackest nightThere was no moon in sightYou know the stars ain't shinin''Cause the sky's too tightI heard the scarey windI seen some ugly treesThere was a werewolf honkin''Long the aide of meI'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissyGot a big titty girly by the name of ChrissyTalkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me . . .'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mysteryI noticed even the cricketsWas actin' weird up hereSo I figured I mightJust drink a little beerI said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . "But there was no reply'Cause she was gone . . ."Where's those titties I like so well,'n' my godam beer!"Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noiseLike a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil, . .He's about this big, . .He had a red suit onAn' a widow's peakAn' then a pointed tail'N like a sulphur reekYes, it was him awright,I swear I knowed it wasHe had some human fleshStuck underneath his clawsYou know, it looked to meLike it was titty skinI said, "You sonofabifch!"'Cause I was mad at him.Well he just got out the floss'N started cleanin' his fangSo I shot him with my shooter.Said: BANG BANG BANGThe sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away . . .You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say?"YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Yeah! titties 'n all!"WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN? "Were the cans this tall?"EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?"SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true'.'WELL DON'T THEY PAY Y'ALL GOOD FOR THESTUFF THAT YOU DO?"I can't complain when the checks come through . . ''WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEERSO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,DO YOU HEAR!"Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am fhe Devil,Do you understand?Just what will you give me for your titties and beer?I suppose you noticed this little contract here, . ''YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE,THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASONI LEARNED WRITIN' FOR . . .GIMME THAT PAPER ... BET YER ASSI'LL SIGN . . . 'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-SQUEEZIN' TIME!"You can't fool me, man . . . you ain't that bad . . .I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had . . .Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew too . . .'n both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you . ."WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUEI MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL SO ... WHATCHA GONNA DO?(improvised dialog)"No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think ...I mean ... hold on a minute, boy . . . that'sMagic Ink!"And then the Devil puked'N out jumped m'girlThey heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN'All around the world, she said:"I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS,AN' I'M GONNA GET WRECKED, SO FUCK YOU CLOWNS!"And then she gave us the finger,It was rigid 'n stiff,That's when the Devil, he fartedAn' she went right over the cliffThe Devil was mad took off to my padI swear I do declare!How did she get back there?I swear I do declare!How did she get back there?etc. repeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 I guess I would choose beer because I'm not a lesbian oh sure, say that now, but after 3 or 4 beers, your story might change ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 fact. all women have a little bit of lesbian in them. I choose titties and beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 from the Urban Dictionary...The breasts of a male or female, can also be called:APPLESBALCONYBALLOONSBANGERSBAZONGASBAZOOMSBEAN BAGSBIG BROWN EYESBON-BONSBOOBIESBOOBSBOTTLESBOULDERSBULLETSBUMPERSBUSTERSBUTTERBAGSCANTELOUPESGAZONGASGLANDSGLOBESGRAPEFRUITSGUAVASHANDFULHAND-WARMERSHEADERSHEADUGHTSHILLSHONKERSHOOTERSHOWITZERSJABOOSJIBSJUGSJUMBOSKAZONGASKNOBSKNOCKERSLACTOIDSLOAVESLOBLOLLIESLOVE BUBBLESLOVE MUFFINSLULUSLUNGSMAMMETSMAMSMANGOESMEATBALLSMEAT LOAVESMELONSMILK CANSMILK SHOPMOUNDSMOUNT OF ULIESMOUNTAINSMUFFINSMULLIGANSMURPHIESNANCIESNATURE'S FONTSNIBLETSNINNIESNIPPERSNODULESNOOGIESNUBBIESNUTSORANGESORBSOTTOMANSPAIRPALOOKASPAPAYASPAPSPEACHESPEAKSPEARSPECTSPEEPERSPILLOWSPIPSPOKERSPONTOONSPOTATOESPUMPKINSPUMPSRIB CUSHIONSROUNDIESSANDBAGSSCONESSCOOPSSETSHAKERSSHIMMIESSKIN SACKSSNUGGLE PUPSSPHERESSPUDSSTACKSSTUFFINGSWEATER MEATSWEET ROLLSSWINGERSTAMALESTETONSTIDBITSTITSTITTERSTI=IESTOMATOESTOOTERSTORPEDOESTWANGERSTWIN PEAKSTWOFERSUMLAUTSUPPER DECKWALDOSWARHEADSWARTSWATERMELONSWHOPPERSWOBBLERSWONGASYABBOSYAMSZEPPELINSDude, those zepplins are fucking huge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 The list omits 'FUNBAGS'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Swinging Sweater Puppets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 The breasts of a male or female, can also be called:Dean and Gords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 I think Marco would prefer a little cock over titties and beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Now that sounds a little sexist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 What's wrong with being sexy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Definetly Beer.I got all the titties I can handle.;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edger Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 If I had to give up one of them, I think I'd prefer to keep my breasts. If only beer enlarged the breasts instead of the gut... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 i dunno, my beer tits seem to be on the upswing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d_rawk Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 I think Marco would prefer a little cock over titties and beer. Why a little one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 i dunno, my beer tits seem to be on the upswing^what he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmelbatoast Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Why choose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 i was afraid to answer beer, in case they disappeared! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 Why choose?your answer will help the rest of us determine whether to view you as an alkie or a pervertor a perverted alkie as the case may bewe can see, for instance, that LJFH is a alkie who enjoys her share of autoeroticism which is why she finds herself at the booche and Douglas abode so often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 13, 2007 Report Share Posted June 13, 2007 as for BradM i'm sure we've all made that assessment long ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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