Northern Wish Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 This may be the funniest thing I have read online in quite sometime: The defense that Lohans mother has doled out (check www.perezhilton.com for the news) is that not only was it not Lyndays cocaine in her pocket, but they weren't even her pants! OMG this story has got to be a hoax right?: [color:green]"When the cops arrived, there were so many people in the parking lot that they automatically zoomed in on Lindsay. Apparently the altercation took place at about 1:30 a.m. Lindsay was strong-armed into taking a breathalyzer test. They say the cocaine was not Lindsay’s; she was wearing someone else’s pants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Mommy, mommy, mommy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted July 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 "No officer those are not my pants I am wearing!"I mean really how would you even keep a straight face even if facing 6 years in jail (which is what they are saying she will face for these charges).Someone send Robert Downey Jr. over to her place to have a sit down and explain what happens when you are the wastoid for a generation of movie stars. Its takes a long while to get back on track, if you ever do.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Robert Downey Jr was once so high he walked into his neighbour's house, thinking it was his own, and crawled into what he thought was his bed, which was a sure shock to the young boy currently occupying said bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Robert Downey Jr was once so high he walked into his neighbour's house, thinking it was his own, and crawled into what he thought was his bed, which was a sure shock to the young boy currently occupying said bed.Best night of Booche's life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Downey is not a fair comparison because he has a talent he was in danger of losing to drugs. Lindsay has nothing to lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 (edited) Stumbled upon this. Everybody's mocking the pathetic "celebs" and their troubles: Trippy photo spread in Vogue Italia dramatizes the lives of coke-snorting, serial-rehabbing, gash-flashing celebutards: Link . Contains yoga and nudity. Edited July 26, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Robert Downey Jr was once so high he walked into his neighbour's house' date=' thinking it was his own, and crawled into what he thought was his bed, which was a sure shock to the young boy currently occupying said bed.[/quote']Best night of Booche's lifeThanks AD. My keyboard is now drenched in coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 That was a really well-done photo spread.Slightly disturbing, but still, briliant.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Stumbled upon this. Everybody's mocking the pathetic "celebs" and their troubles:Trippy photo spread in Vogue Italia dramatizes the lives of coke-snorting, serial-rehabbing, gash-flashing celebutards: Link . Contains yoga and nudity. steven meisel is a fucking wicked photographer... when i was first starting to shoot, and working in a studio in hamilton about 10 years ago, we were always looking at and studying his work.. lighting, angles, all of it, the guy is really creative.... but then, you look at how many assistants and stylists he has, and you gotta wonder, does he do anything other than click the shutter? still, though, some amazing photos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Hey, dont fucking laugh. I've pulled that same Robert Downey move more often than I would like to admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blane Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 with even 3 seconds of forethought she should have realized what a bad excuse that was."Officer, those aren't my pants with coke in them",now.. pray tell... what MIGHT the cop ask next? And how do you answer that? "I can't tell you, it's a secret?" ... "I don't knwo I just found them here?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 It's not that far-fetched. Happens to me all the time...The pants-swap is also a very cheap way to score coke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 great photo spreadyou'd figure all the hapless floozies are lining up to get some jail time chasing paris' "super re-publicized" heels... par to the coursemom didn't mention the pants were hers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Stumbled upon this. Everybody's mocking the pathetic "celebs" and their troubles:Trippy photo spread in Vogue Italia dramatizes the lives of coke-snorting, serial-rehabbing, gash-flashing celebutards: Link . Contains yoga and nudity. my she has on lohans pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
popo weenie Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Hey, dont fucking laugh. I've pulled that same Robert Downey move more often than I would like to admit.i bet you had a leak in the dresser drawer too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted July 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Downey is not a fair comparison because he has a talent he was in danger of losing to drugs. Lindsay has nothing to lose.I don't know about that one. I have read some interviews from some pretty big stars that referenced their belief from working with her, that she does infact have a good deal of talent. I am not a big movie buff, so I can't comment on that, but again I have read that at in at least 4 or 5 interviews with different stars Jamie Lee Curtis included............S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeps Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Though I feel bad for these girls in that they are floundering and wasting thei opportunities, I have no remorse for them on a public level.They have been an abomination in terms providing positive role models for young girls, so their very public crumbling, Lohan (drug addict), Brittany (pregnant/has child/drug addled), Nicole Richie (pregnant, addict), Jessica Simpson (divorced at 21?) is living proof that if you act like a tramp and sell your body and soul for the sake of making money and gaining fame there are serious consequences. Hopefully people are watching and learning.My .02 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted July 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 If this story could possibly get more interesting, here you go folks!:http://www.tmz.com/2007/07/27/lindsay-i-wasnt-driving-the-black-kid-was/Now it includes car jacking, forceable confinement and a dash of rascism......S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 hahahahaha "As Ronnie put it "It was pretty much the worst night of my whole summer."" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted July 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Oh to hang out with celebrities eh? That would certainly make the "worst nights of my life list" not just for any particular summer..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Its hard to believe anything in there simply because:'She was driving 100 mph'and'They say when she tried touching her nose she almost fell over.'Please. Do you think we are idiots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted July 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Sounds like during the course of her escapade the power of the powder wore off........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 rampant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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