bouche Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 It actually happened today in front of me and about 4 others.A woman that I work on a project with was collecting some information in a business requirement meeting and a girl in the meeting beside me leaned in while there was a side conversation going on and said to my collegue "By the way, when are you due?"That was followed by "I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat".oh man. our project manager was like michael scott at the end of the table, holding in the most laughter at a very in appropriate time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 awesomereminds me of jaimoe in high school. a few of us were sitting in bleachers watching a basketball game when he started complaining about this couple who would make out in the hallways. I think he called them the most disgusting couple ever or something. Right away the people sitting right directly in front of us turned around, and sure enough it was said couple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Oh man! Somebody did that at my office a few years ago too. Unbelievable. You NEVER ask a woman if she is pregnant ... period! Wait for the information to be offered, or for somebody else to take the risk. Just yesterday a buddy of mine here commented to a coworker (who is 8 months preggo) that she "looked sooooo pregnant". Now, it was good that she was in a jovial mood. It could very easily have gone hormonal and gotten downright nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 I get an uncomfortable feeling in my tummy when I eat too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 LJFH is pregnant, everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomson Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 The only time I've ever been falsely accused of being pregnant was at forty main. I was sitting slouched on a couch and someone handed me a stack of photos to look through. To free-up my hands I rested my beer can on my lap and stuck out my belly to keep it from spilling. Dude handing my the photos said "Hey, when are you due?" The porch went silent and it felt like all eyes were on me to see my reaction. I wasn't upset, just flabbergasted at what a moronic comment that was - especially considering I was drinking a beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 I wore an empire waste shirt out to Mavericks one time and one of the cute twins from Bullmoose came up to me, patted my belly and said "Congratulations!"Very traumatic for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 The only time I've ever been falsely accused of being pregnant was at forty main. I was sitting slouched on a couch and someone handed me a stack of photos to look through. To free-up my hands I rested my beer can on my lap and stuck out my belly to keep it from spilling. Dude handing my the photos said "Hey, when are you due?" The porch went silent and it felt like all eyes were on me to see my reaction. I wasn't upset, just flabbergasted at what a moronic comment that was - especially considering I was drinking a beer!sounds like FreakerbtSpeaker's handywork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 The only time I've ever been falsely accused of being pregnant was at forty main. I was sitting slouched on a couch and someone handed me a stack of photos to look through. To free-up my hands I rested my beer can on my lap and stuck out my belly to keep it from spilling. Dude handing my the photos said "Hey, when are you due?" The porch went silent and it felt like all eyes were on me to see my reaction. I wasn't upset, just flabbergasted at what a moronic comment that was - especially considering I was drinking a beer!Hallowe'en one year at university, one of my friend's sisters came for a visit. She was dressed as pregnant trailer trash and was working on a healthy buzz when another girl approached her and asked her very seriously if she really thought she should be drinking in her condition. It was a bona fide Abbott and Costello moment for a little while, as the girl in the costume had no idea what the other one was talking about. Pretty funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Sometimes after a big steak it look like the little guy's kicking.I'm about ready to burst. I hope things don't get too messy when it comes time to break wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Sometimes after a big steak it look like the little guy's kicking.I'm about ready to burst. I hope things don't get too messy when it comes time to break wind.brought to you by the letter B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I was in the boardroom for our Period End review meetings, unfortunately sitting in between my boss and the president. An email came through from a co-worker about a shitty customer we had to deal with, that we had actually satisfied one set of his demands- but he was making another complaint about something far smaller. The meeting was not going well as we had been losing market share blah blah blah.I returned said email with something to the effect of "why doesn't this old fuck just die already"...... To (accidentally) all of the managers. My president and boss both turned in on me with looks that could kill.They were both easily 20 years older than the customer at the time.Needless to say I now put all emails into a draft bin and wait a half hour before sending...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 LJFH is pregnant, everyone Yah, I'm giving birth to a Keg! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Can we tap your navel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I see lots of pregnant women drinking in the bars and smoking in Brantford! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 You'd have to pay child support....$3 a pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 You'd better let me tap that ass too then.Now there....that's your Uncomfortable Moment for today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 No, my uncomfortable moment of the day was first thing this morning...I ate baked beans for supper last night. hehehehehehe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Grade 11, we are sitting around at the city track meet. This hottie from another highschool is running the 400. I go into a "Oh man, do I ever want to get into those drawers." rant. Buddy beside me is kicking me and I am saying "FUCK OFF MAN!" proceeding to profess my love for her physique and what I would do to it.Finally, I see his eyes and he is motioning behind me. Her dad is giving me the kill-look but he got his revenge. Big time.He was a phys-ed teacher at our school and the head coach of the senior football team. I got SEVERELY punished the next 2 seasons in practice. Stuff like 'non-contact punt return drills' would suddenly became "FUUUULL CONTAAAAACT" if I was taking the return. I lost a ton of snot during those sets of fall months.I learned a very valuable lesson but all those hits to the head caused me to forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 That story is bullshit.Way to go Ecklund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 rubberdinghy ruined the internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Grade 11, we are sitting around at the city track meet. This hottie from another highschool is running the 400. I go into a "Oh man, do I ever want to get into those drawers." rant. Buddy beside me is kicking me and I am saying "FUCK OFF MAN!" proceeding to profess my love for her physique and what I would do to it.Finally, I see his eyes and he is motioning behind me. Her dad is giving me the kill-look but he got his revenge. Big time.He was a phys-ed teacher at our school and the head coach of the senior football team. I got SEVERELY punished the next 2 seasons in practice. Stuff like 'non-contact punt return drills' would suddenly became "FUUUULL CONTAAAAACT" if I was taking the return. I lost a ton of snot during those sets of fall months.I learned a very valuable lesson but all those hits to the head caused me to forget it.Did you get into her drawers? What was her name? Do you have her number? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Douglas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 rubberdinghy ruined the internets.and video killed the radio star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Did you get into her drawers? What was her name?I dont think I ever spoke to her so that should answer your question. You probably knew her though, she went to Regi.MaryJoMcMinimum or however you spell it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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