peipunk Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 RC: Came to this thread to read a Davey Boy wise crack....::raises hand:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 I love you too, Pepsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 try the test in 30 days and dip your sorry ass in a bath of neet and you will like it damn it.Who would of thought hippy's with no hair' date='hmm[/quote'][color:purple]yeah, go with this adviceseconded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlphaNerd Posted March 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 So the neer bath it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 She could use the Whizzinator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted March 30, 2009 Report Share Posted March 30, 2009 best to drink someone else's piss, just to make sure it's the correct body temp too. This thread has been gold from there on. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 It appears somewhere along the line my workplace developed a sense of humour. Check this out, I come in to work this morning to find this on my desk:"We have institued a New Drug Testing Policy in ______ as of April 1, 2009. The specimen containers and paper bags are located in the washrooms please provide your sample by noon today in the Blue Bin by the front door."And then it's signed by our senior vice president. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 DO IT Hal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 It appears somewhere along the line my workplace developed a sense of humour. Check this out, I come in to work this morning to find this on my desk:"We have institued a New Drug Testing Policy in ______ as of April 1, 2009. The specimen containers and paper bags are located in the washrooms please provide your sample by noon today in the Blue Bin by the front door."And then it's signed by our senior vice president.are you for real?you're fired buddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Oh that's a good set up. Very well planned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 First hand info here;some sub-contractors of mine had to take the test in order to work for one of my clients recently.They were aloud to have 50 (not sure what measurement was they used) of pot in their system. Two of the guys got blazed the night before the test and their scores were 1400 and 1100, the third guy smoked a joint two nights before and recieved 67.Now you know something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 One thing I've heard is to make sure you don't give/use your first piss of the day for your test, as it's been sitting around in your system all night, absorbing stuff. It's better to get that out of the way (so to speak) at home, then drink water the morning/day of the test to give them something fresh. (I haven't seen any studies or numbers on this, so can't really vouch for whether it'll work.)Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 also if you do a headstand while peeing into the sample cup this will help as your cleaner enzymes tend to float to the top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 also if you do a headstand while peeing into the sample cup this will help as your cleaner enzymes tend to float to the top could you demonstrate this for us, DB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 that's how I normally pee, ptgood for the spine, plus you get a great headrush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAlphaNerd Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Thanks for all the advice guys! If it all works out well, my girlfriend will get the job in texas, and I'll have a free place to crash there for 6 month's! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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