Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 JaimoeismYou have two cows.You can't wait to hang them on hooks in a meat freezer and beat them with your fists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 EsauismYou have two cows.Dispense pills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 All three of those made me laugh out loud, dave bouchism you have 2 cows they are TRU3 fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 DaveyboyismYou have 2 cows.You get drunk and eat them. 20 minutes later you ask if anyone else wants to order pizza because you are "feeling a little peckish". You proceed to open a bag of Bits'N'Bites. Then you put cheese on a cracker and turn on the toaster oven but pass out waiting for the cheese to melt. You are awoken by the smell of smoke, a fire alarm and a none-too-pleased Catphish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 AngréBoochism:You have 2 cows.Go fuck yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 peipunkismYou have two cows.The locals have been alerted, East Coasters are one big family.___________________________________Hal JohnsonismYou have two cows...which you will be tipping in September. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Davey-boy-ism: You have 2 co......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Maritime- IsmYou have two cows.You receive a govt subsidy to purchase a third.The first two leave for the Tar Sands, and the third is knocked up by her cousin.You claim its all Ontarios fault......S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Northern WishismYou have two cowswho personally told you which species will be at the upcoming agricultural festival Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 OllieismYou have two cowsThat udder was in your hand before it was in your mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 velvetism:you have 2 cows.you make cheeseburgers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 badamsismyou have two cowsone is for your roommate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Maxime Bernierism You had two cows But now you do not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Gateauxism You have 2 cows. You wish they would do it so you could watch, wack off and then tell everyone how you blew a Peter North sized load all over their faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 those aren't cows. they are puppies. and he's taking them out for a walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hal Johnson Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Leafism:You haven't had a cow in a while.No prospect for cows in the near future, either.People still buy your milk.Sensism:You have three cows.The rest of your farm blows goats.Habism:24 cows, bitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Yours TrulyismYou have two cowsIt is a time to seriously move towards a deficit.We're already in Debt and this anti-deficit crap is getting nothing done.We need a serious overhaul. It costs money to do that. Nobody's going to come and collect frum us when we have so much oil, water and cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Freak by NightismYou have two cowsThat should be just enough to get you through the remaining PC mac-a-cheezee thingies from Loblaws in your pantry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Davey-boy-ism:You have two cows...You try to use your secret move...A move you learned in Norway...but you get too drunk and fake it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Leafism:You haven't had a cow in a while.No prospect for cows in the near future, either.People still buy your milk.Sensism:You have three cows.The rest of your farm blows goats.Habism:24 cows, bitches.Love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 HuxismYou have 2 cows.You insist on milking the one that is clearly infected with BSE while putting the award winning Jersey out to pasture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 FacebookMarcOismYou have 2 cows. Your feet smell bad and wish Velvet would make you a cheeseburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau. Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 Leafism:You haven't had a cow in a while.No prospect for cows in the near future, either.People still buy your milk.Sensism:You have three cows.The rest of your farm blows goats.Habism:24 cows, bitches.Bruinism:You have 108 cowsThe rest of your division doesn't matter.Go Bs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) Schwa.ismYou have two cowsYou concoct a plan to get them to come with you to Burning Man Edited April 2, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) BradmismYou one cow that is really important to you but it prdouces pretty low quality milk.You offer your milk up for free to anyone that wants some.Nobody gives a shit to drink your crappy hippie milk.NewRiderism:You are not good enough of a farmer to own cows.You enroll in a farmer "technical institute"Boocheism:Your cows died because you and dimafleck went on an 8 day sex marathon fueled by meth, redbulls and slim jims. Edited April 2, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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