Booche Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 LowRollerismYou had 2 cowsYou gave them away after the folks in the Go Habs Go thread made fun of you for claiming they could swim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 JaydawgismYou have 2 cows and you overhype thefuck out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianphan Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 JaydawgismYou have 2 cows and you overhype thefuck out of them.HAHAHA best one yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted April 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 i love how the cows have become a method of making fun of us who can be mad when you open your sentence with "you have 2 cows?" this is the funniest thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 (edited) bouche-ism:you have two cows and your girlfriend is a fox. Edited April 2, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 2, 2009 Report Share Posted April 2, 2009 but what about his wife?!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Booche-ism...You have two cows.They'll probably out live you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Ween-ismYou have two cows.Good thing, because the pony is sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 dimafleck-ismYou have two cows,They are both full of shit but according to them, that shit smells like roses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Ticketbastard-ismYou have two cowsYou sell one and keep the other to sell through a friend of yours for ten times more than you sold the first cow for after everyone realizes you're out of cows...You get more cows; repeat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 JaydawgismYou have 2 cows and you overhype thefuck out of them.HAHAHA best one yet!Seconded!! This thread is the tits!(or teets) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 dima-fleck-ismYou have 2 cowsYou woke up in your tent at Bonnaroo with them and wondered what happened at the rave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 dima-fleck-ismYou have 2 cowsYou woke up in your tent at Bonnaroo with them and wondered what happened at the rave.Seriously you guys, fuckin' stop it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ChrisLambert-ism:You have 2 cows.ChrisLambert is the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 A Rubberdinghy CorporationYou have 2 cows.They want more money, less work and to make their own schedule.Relax, cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ...think of all the hoagies you could make with those fuckers, eh Dinghy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Jaybone-ismYou have 2 cows.You season choice cuts with salt and pepper and then drop them in a really hot pan. Wait for it to form a nice crust and then flip.For a sauce, you create a nice Pernod Cream Sauce. Dice a shallot and some garlic and fry it in some butter. Cook it down (but don't let it brown) and add some a shot of pernod. Reduce and add about a 3/4 cup of cream. Let it reduce by half. Taste, season- add more Pernod if the flavour isn't strong enough and finish with some butter. Spoon it over the cow and garnish with a sprig of fresh thyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Jaimoe-ismYou have 2 cows.You ask Jaimoe to give you a list of 5 potential names for them, he comes back with a list of 100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 bouche-ismYou have two cows.You spend countless hours in your office figuring out how to upgrade them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Booche-ismYou have two cows.You make them drunken videos at 4:00 in the morning to confess your love to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 i still give my vote to my Bradm-ism as the best.second place goes to JayDawg-ism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 This thread is full of gold, the likes of which I never would have suspected upon opening it..well done!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ms. huxismyou have 2 cows.You throw them out because they don't go with the lamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted April 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 Phishism1000 barefoot cows outsidedancing on your lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted April 3, 2009 Report Share Posted April 3, 2009 ScancismYou have two cowsOne of them mentions something about The Slip and is whisked away to an alternate universe only to return when the hype dies...Said cow never mentions the slip again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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