Tungsten Gruvsten Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 tooo funny - random txt comes in from a 705 area code(barrie) - don't know anyone up there but this could have been any one of my friends:705-so i was on the oshawa pier. sat under the lighthouse looking at the water packing my bowl. then a big wind blows my baggie off my lap right into the waves. i then spend 20 minutes cursing and watching it float away. i am a Douche bag.519-that sucks. Dave?705-huh?519- ?who?705-whos this519-eric705-eric who? why do you have my number :S519-you txted me about losing your pot in oshawa.705-lmfao nah i didn't.519-sure you did. on the pier.705-kay, bye. lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Ha! Did you submit it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 MOBE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 that was a long txt to send to the wrong number. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 I'm new at this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.O.B.E Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 not me...I dont go to the lake for fear of growing new limbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianphan Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 just about spit my coffee all over the comp...(970): I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.(303): Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianphan Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 (954): I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 pacman pizza! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 hahahhahaha! that's gold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 All time favourite!(905): Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..(1-905): With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 And thats from somewhere in the 905! A friend of New Riders perhaps ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 maybe i'm demented, but i can't stop laughing at this one...(419): idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night(248): he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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