Good vibes?

[Velvet]

I have a question for y'all. People often post asking for "good vibes" for one reason or another. What's involved in sending someone "good vibes"? Do I have to do anything, like imagine the person obtaining what they desire, or is it more like supporting the troops, ie by saying I'm sending good vibes they are automatically sent? Or perhaps I'm completely missing the point.

[rubberdinghy]

ie by saying I'm sending good vibes they are automatically sent

this!

[c-towns]

You need to fill out an application at a vibe bank.

[phishtaper]

you needs to place your open palms on your hips, thumbs facing backwards. think about who you wish to send vibes to and why. then shake them hips. vibes get sent automatically.

[c-towns]

I deliver mine through the sewer systems.

[bONES]

playing and singing Good Vibrations might work if you're sending vibes in person

if it's a reply on this message board, I believe it's mandatory to write vibes surrounded by paranthesis >>> (((((vibes))))) <<< I think they mean hugs, but I'm not sure

[c-towns]

((((crunch))))

[rubberdinghy]

I deliver mine through the sewer systems.

Wow...someone just got some serious vibes then...

[edger]

I think it entails whatever you want it to (for both the sender and receiver)...but I am known to be misinformed...

[SaggyBalls]

'Good Vibes' are only qualified, they're not quantified.

a thought for a moment or a focused action...

Here's thinking at you, V.

Edited June 3, 2010 by Guest

[Davey Boy 2.0]

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[bouche]

When someone requests good vibes here, it initiates a CRON JOB on the server (a little program) that monitors the amount of responses with "GOOD VIBES" and "{{{ }}}".

Every time the program detects a new post and validates the 'good vibe', it increments the vibe value by +1. Eventually, the total gets plugged into the following equation:

where:

N = the total power output of good vibes

and

R* = the average rate of good vibes added to the request

fp = the fraction of those good vibes that have sincerity

ne = the average number of good vibes that can potentially have been copy and pasted from other vibes posts

fâ„“ = the fraction of the above that have actually been involved in successful good vibe results in the past

fi = the fraction of the above that actually provided instant positive results

fc = the fraction of good vibes givers that have collected good vibes for their own needs

L = the length of time it took to benefit from good vibes

Then of course N (the result) gets beamed out using the latest streaming technology to the vibe requester using peer-to-peer vibe networking, sorta like bit torrents.

[c-towns]

^^our tax money hard at work^^

[Esau.]

I've always said (on another board) that all these e-vibe requests are nothing more then bracket solicitation.

eg:

((((c-towns)))

[c-towns]

I just got goosebumps.

creep.

[Esau.]

(((c-towns)))

:chug: x8 (so far)

[Davey Boy 2.0]

heady chug vibage to all

{{{{ :chug: }}}}

and while we're at it

{{{{ :surprise: }}}}

[Low rain]

I think it is about putting that positive energy and thought out there. Focusing on the positive or good vibes helps to manifest goodness!

Edited June 4, 2010 by Guest
typo

[Davey Boy 2.0]

This just in– Low Rain likes to focus on manfest goodness!! Sausage partyers look out

[bouche]

^^our tax money hard at work^^

like you pay taxes...

[c-towns]

did you look that up or are you assuming?

[Low rain]

typo fixed!

[phorbesie]

Speaking of...

I could use some *healthy* vibes at 3 pm today.

thanks skanks!

[nibbler]

I was hopin for some Roy Ayers or Ruth Underwood content

[NewRider]