Booche Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Happy holidays? Fuck all that. Its merry christmas and ya'll know it. Don't bend to them people, enough fun has been laid to waste. The world is a dangerous place now. You can't let your kids go trick or treating on their own and they won't be riding their bikes to their friends place if it is more than a couple of blocks away but I'll be damned if those bastards take Christmas from my son too. Its Christmas for Christ's sake! You know, Jesus and that fucking manger and all that shit? I don't take holidays during holiday season because it's Christmas season and I don't holiday shop because I Christmas shop. If you dont like it, dont celebrate nothing and fuck off. The next thing you know, Santa Clause is going to be on whatever diet-du-jour is making the rounds and people will try telling us that Jesus Christ was white. So the next time you say "Merry Xmas" to someone and they respond with "you are supposed to say happy holidays" tell them "fuck those guys!". Maybe it will eventually stick because everything else seems to if you say it enough. And that's what really grinds my gears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 haha fuck you Booche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 And I thought you were going to say it was NHL referees Happy Holidaze Old Balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 I believe the blame for this Happy Holidays political correctness falls squarely on the shoulders of lawyers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phorbesie Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 merry christmas booche! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hartamophone Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 No more Bill O'Reilly for THAT guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lsamuel3 Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 hahaha very well done booche. i don't celebrate xmas but i still don't like how happy holidays has taken over merry xmas. i celebrate channukah and although it's a holiday, we don't get time off work. so would i want people saying happy holidays to me? F no. It's not a happy holiday unless you get to spend it with your family and friends, and I don't mean post-work when you're wiped and the last thing you want to do is put up with a family that's just as tired as you are. put me down for a handful of merry xmases to all of you fine folks. here's to time off for xmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiler Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 (edited) Christmas at Booches:Guest: "Happy Holidays Booche"Booche: "Fuck you happy fuckin holifuckindaze"Guest: "Fuck ya then, merry fucking christmas"Booche: "Go fuck yourself."Guest: "What about New Years?"Booche: "Fuck New Years"Guest: "Wanna get drunk?"Booche: "What the fuck is the matter with you? I've been drunk since Tuesday."Guest: "Well lets do some more shots then."Booche: "Happy Holidays, I fucking love you man, like seriously I love you dude."Guest: "I love you too man, lets go to your room and have man sex"Booche: "Best Christmas ....EVER" Edited December 23, 2010 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted December 23, 2010 Report Share Posted December 23, 2010 I hear ya Booche, but I'll take a "Happy Holidays" over the "Have a good one" I got in a store today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 omfg, was that you last year BoilerRat?I am still trying to figure out who that secret Santa was and by "secret Santa" I mean "I was so drunk I dont remember who showed up for late night Jingle Balls" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 I consider that rant a Christmas present from Andre. I wish he was my dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 Chances are I won't see you till after Boxing Day and New Year's, so Happy Holidays, assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 The best part about this thread is that Booche has finally completed his slow transformation into Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 I've reverted back to Happy Holidays because I think the whole "screw political correctness: Merry Christmas!" movement has gotten stale and mainstream, like U2 and '72 Dead, "oooh look at me, I'm taking a stand and saying Merry Christmas! look at me! look at me". Fuck you, and Happy Holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted December 24, 2010 Report Share Posted December 24, 2010 I've reverted back to Happy Holidays because I think the whole "screw political correctness: Merry Christmas!" movement has gotten stale and mainstream, like U2 and '72 Dead, "oooh look at me, I'm taking a stand and saying Merry Christmas! look at me! look at me". Fuck you, and Happy Holidays.Right. On. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted December 25, 2010 Report Share Posted December 25, 2010 I've reverted back to Happy Holidays because I think the whole "screw political correctness: Merry Christmas!" movement has gotten stale and mainstream' date=' like U2 and '72 Dead, "oooh look at me, I'm taking a stand and saying Merry Christmas! look at me! look at me". Fuck you, and Happy Holidays.[/quote']Right. On. What they said . I don't really see the difference anyway between a holy-day and a Christ-mass. They're both a kind of shorthand for something that ends up not getting much attention in the broader picture. As it is, it's hard to get much of a "speak truth to power until they ritually torture and murder you" vibe out of this season. Maybe I need to look harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted December 26, 2010 Report Share Posted December 26, 2010 I agree with Booche. It's a Festivus miracle! Merry Christmas everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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