phishtaper Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 1. Fruit Cake2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 1. Fruit Cake 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 1. Fruit Cake 2. 3. :chug: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted December 20, 2011 Report Share Posted December 20, 2011 1. Fruit Cake 2. 3. :chug: 4: :bonghit: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 I'm bringing fruit cake to a Christmas re-gifting party tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic ChrisC Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 Fruit cake that I got as a regift today. That thing gets around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 There is only one fruitcake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 I count two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted December 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 The thought of those two fruitcakes smothered in marzipan icing sure is getting me into the Christmas spirit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 smothered or lathered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybone Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account. You know, if I had three wishes I could make this holiday season, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe. And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can't think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she's behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it. Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y'know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They're not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it's worth! So -- we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted December 21, 2011 Report Share Posted December 21, 2011 (edited) Edited December 21, 2011 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted December 23, 2011 Report Share Posted December 23, 2011 fruit cake pudding is the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted December 25, 2011 Report Share Posted December 25, 2011 smothered or lathered?Gagged and Slathered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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