shainhouse Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 My personal favourite is: Homer: It's UTERUS, not UTER-YOU. I literally fell on the ground laughing at that one- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 "Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead." "Do I know what rhetorical means?" ""Does whisky count as beer?" "Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will." Esau13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 Gotta go with Barney: "Ah, my heart stopped! Oh, there it goes." Sideshow Bob and the rakes is a close second. Peace, - Mr. M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermontdave Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 Homer in space ! When the experimental ant farm is broken, the ants get sub-titles. "Freedom, horrible freedom!" "Save the queen!" "Who's the queen?" "I'm the queen!" "No! I'm the queen!" gotta love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 Maybe this one is too obvious, but.... "That saxaphone would make a great pipe." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 ""hey... remember when you dropped your keys and i thought the phone was ringing?" oh yeah hahaha... get out i hope this works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 and it didnt i rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 and it didnt i rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 and it didnt i rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 and it didnt i rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 and it didnt i rule but its still a pretty funny pic hell of a url though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 wow what the hell happened to that think ill change my name to spazz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermontdave Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 A for effort Tooly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 "hello, my name is Mr. Burns, i believe you have a package for me." "OK Mr. Burns, whats your first name?" "I don't know." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 Th episode in which Homer hides from PBS by becoming a missionary. HOMER [ to Rev. Lovejoy ]: A missionary? But I don't even believe in Jebus! Brian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted February 14, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 Homer: I hate learning new things. Everytime I learn something new, something old gets pushed out of my head. Remember when I took that wine making course and forgot how to drive? Marge: That's because you were drunk! Homer: AND HOW! another absolute classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 Ralph: "me fail English? That's unpossible" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 Homer: (Trapped in Tar pits) first I'l reach it and pull my legs out (get's even more stuck). Now i'll pull my arms out with my face. I laugh so hard when ever I hear that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 Ralph: "I'm Idaho" Otto: "what am I smoking, oh yeah pot!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 ....on the runaway school bus..(I forget why it was out of control) Milhouse: "this is just like Speed 2, only on a bus, not a cruise ship" ...and... when he walks into the XXX section of the comic book store recently taken over by Bart & Milhouse... Ralph: "Everybody's hugging". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted February 14, 2003 Report Share Posted February 14, 2003 Homer and Otto watching 3 stooges in the attic: Otto - Hey, Schemp is hemp spelled backwards. Homer - Hey, Otto is Otto spelled backwards. Otto - Whoa, now i'm scared. And who can forget Monty's "See My Vest" song - classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottieking Posted February 15, 2003 Report Share Posted February 15, 2003 FBI :Now when I stamp on your foot, and say your name, you nod. Homer: Check. *stamping* Hello...Mr...Thompson pause Homer: I shink he's talking to yooou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted February 15, 2003 Report Share Posted February 15, 2003 This is a great thred. It is making me laugh out loud!! Homer: I have a huge feeling of power with this gun!! This is how God must feel... when he has a gun! *** Ralf: My Cat's breath smells like cat food. *** Homer: An evil yellow-eyed monster has enslaved your mother. I will call him Gamblor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermontdave Posted February 15, 2003 Report Share Posted February 15, 2003 Homer at a gun store:I want that gun Clerk:ok, but you'll have to wait three days for a background check Homer:but I'm angry now! Another one is Dr Hibbert getting Homer medicinal pot: You can choose a medicinal bong either the wizard or the dragon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted February 15, 2003 Report Share Posted February 15, 2003 Are you making fun of the size of my automobile..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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