Love Tractor Posted February 15, 2003 Report Share Posted February 15, 2003 too many to choo-choo-choose from! 1) Vote Quimby! 2) Everything's coming up Millhouse! 3) No guac in mine!!! 4) You can do it Otto, you can do it Otto, help each other out, that'll be our motto! Make this spare, I give you free gellato! Then back to my place where I will get you blotto. 5) And to think...you said nobody would pay a 100 percent service charge! (how true) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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shainhouse Posted February 15, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2003 When Bart was being the faith healer: Sideshow Mel- He's kicking it old school! When Maya Angelou is at talking at the press conference: moe- Maya Angelou is black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted February 15, 2003 Report Share Posted February 15, 2003 Ralph: Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers Lisa: It's gone! Homer: Oh no, this can't be happening. What the hell are we going to do with ten thousand angel ash-trays? Bart: I could take up smoking. Homer: You damn well better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phunky Cauldron Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 Comic Book Store Guy: Worst Joke Ever! Ralph: I saw Mrs Krebaple and Principle skinner in Willie's closet and they were making babies and one of the babies looked at me and then it smiled at me. Homer: Awwww, I thought Lenny was the black guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 Homer (opening a peanut with three nuts inside): "Marge...look what I can do!!!" That's the best one ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieDon'tSurf Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 Homer (auditioning as Mr. Burns) "Excellent!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 I think when homer was auditioning for mr burns,, didnt he say exactly,,,, not excellent? "it smells like the art teachers office" "and now daddys new medicine,which you must never, NEVER use cuz it will RUIN your life, makes daddy think the saxaphone is great music" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 "How many roads must a man walk down,,, before you can call him a man?" homer:"7!" lisa:" no dad,,, its a rhetorical question." homer:" rhetorical ehh........8!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Freak Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 In hillbilly song... "Some folk'll never eat a skunk and then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel....." Cletus:(holding a pair of worn out army boots) Hey Bandine, you might could wear these on your job interview... Bandine: What, and scuff up the topless dancin' runway...? Naaww...you best bring 'em back where from you got 'em.... Cletus:(hanging the boots on a telephone wire)...back you go...to waits for a women of less discriminatin' taste.... In song.. Some folk'll never lose a toe and then again some folk'll, like Cletus the slack jawed yokel.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieDon'tSurf Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 quote: Originally posted by Tooly: I think when homer was auditioning for mr burns,, didnt he say exactly,,,, not excellent? sue me... they also invented the period to replace repetitive commas in that episode... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted February 17, 2003 Report Share Posted February 17, 2003 I have a Million Hitpoints and MAXIMUM Charisma!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancin man Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 I like the episode where the k9 unit comes in and they fined pot on a blind guy.They lock the doors and then start playing reggae music.Can't remember the the reggae song they played but it was funny!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 Reggae music was Robert Nasta Marley and the tune was Jammin'. Another moment : Drunk Homer : "So I says red M & M ,green M & M whats the difference they all end up the same color in the end" Esau13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 Mr. Hanky the christmas poo: Hoooooooowdy hoooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoMack Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 I was trapped in the states on phish tour when the "I'm from Canada and they think I'm slooow eh" episode came out... the bane of my existence... but hilarious none the less Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phunky Cauldron Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 Mr Burns: That Excellent, was....excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitari Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 *At Duff Gardens, Bart picks up a pair of glasses "Beer Goggles - See the world through the eyes of a drunk." He puts them on and looks at Aunt Selma (or was it Patty - damn identical twins). "Hi handsome, your charming the pants off me." Spoken by a buxom red-head. Bart lifts the glasses, "What Aunt Selma." "I said, take off those stupid glasses!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 when patty(or selma) brings the kids home and homer and marge are gettin randy patty says How do you do it homer? "well its easy, you just take a sheet, fold it like so....."] "cant talk comin down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 quote: Originally posted by Schwa.: Mr. Hanky the christmas poo: Hoooooooowdy hoooo! Hah! Actually did you see the South Park recently where Tweek is trying to think of ways to reek havoc on the town, but everything he thinks of happened in a Simpson's episode? The funniest part of that for me was I was watching it with my wife who is an actual animation writer, and she said "you know it's totally true, that happens to me all the time!" For every one of life's little moments, there's a Simpson's episode. - M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Phantasy Posted February 18, 2003 Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 Mr. Burns: `... and what would you like on your pizza?` Homer:`... Extra cheese.` Mr. Burns: `who do you think i am, Lorenzo Di Medici?` and `We have a kitchen?!` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted February 18, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2003 When Homer was drunk and describing the family. "There's marge, bart, girl bart, baby and the big fat stupid guy. Oh how I loathe him!" and: "The blue man group, that's just a rip-off of the smurfs!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted February 19, 2003 Report Share Posted February 19, 2003 Homer: "Hello Selma...uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh...listen, shut up for a minute." or Cletus: "Hey, I could call my ma up here...HEY MA! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love Tractor Posted February 19, 2003 Report Share Posted February 19, 2003 Love this thread... may add another? Barney driving Lenny, Carl and Homer (all loaded) home. Barney..."Where are we going?" Carl..."Playboy Mansion, Playboy Mansion!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave-O Posted February 19, 2003 Report Share Posted February 19, 2003 Come on people, somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra... posssibly while high... I'm looking at YOU Cypress Hill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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