Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 "oh yes indeed David, Fareed McWanky would most certainly approve!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elemeno Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 "i'm mel gibson, you may remember me from the movie lethal weapon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionLocks Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 Well......................WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Not Bob Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 "One ... two ... and the big one ... yep, all still there. Damn penalty kicks!" RnB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyC Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 "I know I look like Ron Jeremy, but this just isn't fair" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu dog Posted January 10, 2004 Report Share Posted January 10, 2004 ...so this thing is suppose to fit in micheal owens bum ? ha, funny pic dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 11, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2004 I was hoping someone would come up with something like "Seaman by name, semen by nature" but the Duck wins in the end in any case... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted January 12, 2004 Report Share Posted January 12, 2004 "Well I'll be damned. It turtled." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 SEAMAN RETIRES Tuesday 13th January 2004 Manchester City keeper David Seaman has retired from professional football. The keeper damaged his reputation recently and was expected to be out for four weeks recovering from the embarrassment, but it would appear the injury was one too many for the veteran shot stopper. "I have reached this difficult decision after much discussion with my family and those in the game whose views I respect," he said. Poor fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyC Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 now comes the retirement life of professional porn.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 " At least I still look like a porno star from the neck up ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 "I can't even spell spaghetti never mind talk Italian. How could I tell an Italian to get the ball - he might grab mine." - On why Seaman has decided to retire, rather than play in Italy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Hmmm, I wonder how I can sort this problem out without getting called for a "hand-ball"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 "whah happeen?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted January 14, 2004 Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 these panties really accentuate my curves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted January 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2004 Actual winners: "Shall we retire?" Abdul Basheer "Now that really is a massive club." Geoff Yeats-Edwards 'David Seaman checks on his other ponytail.' Ken Coogan "Looks like I’ve dropped another bollock" James Bishop "Well there's two balls that won't go over my head" Matt Steven "Just because I've retired doesn't mean you have to do the same!" Dan Ginns "Stand up if you hate ManYoo" Brett Sharp "Ah yes… I knew I would remember my surname eventually" David Vickers "Does my willy look big in this?" Rodney Smith 'Seaman was forever fussing over his hair' Warren O'Brien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
long time runnin' Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 a tattoo? a ring? a vagina where my balls should be? Damn tequila! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 "Huh. Bangers and mash." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted January 15, 2004 Report Share Posted January 15, 2004 quote:Originally posted by arcane: "Huh. Bangers and mash." Or "Sausage and sprouts", take your pick... Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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