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hey, look at that, I bypassed the censor! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK YEAH!

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! Can you extend the party one day? I'm coming home!

I'm a chick.

Definitely Triffids.

Yeah, especially because PE is west of TO

Call me easy to please, but Wikipedia did that for me ages ago.

NEWRIDER! You got hired as Batman? Sweet!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

New job means I kinda live in Toronto, I kinda live in Montreal and I kinda live in Daytona Beach, which suits this gypsy girl just fine. I don't like to be bored and I've always moved a lot. I should be heading out to Alberta soon too. I like seeing new things and meeting new people. I learned to surf this week. (Yes in one week! The people showing me how didn't believe I've never done it, which I found flattering) I like all these places because they involve lots of Harley riding, raising money for a good cause, being with cool people and pushing yourself to the limit. I work hard and play hard.

Wow, that is love and dedication on the wife's part. Kudos to her.

I got a lust for life! (thank-you Iggy Pop, BADD-ass motherfuckers and surfing biker mechanics)

Happy Birthday, if you remember it tomorrow you're getting old!

P.S. Key limes come from the Florida keys, they are slightly smaller than regular limes, which makes my location relevant, in case ya'll were wondering. (Fuck, I've been down here too long, I just used ya'll in a sentence) But I'm still having fun, I went surfing today!

Wow, this is a weird, random coincidence. I'm in Florida right now with work. My boss's wife loves key lime pie, so I looked up a recipie for it. When I get back to Toronto you will find key lime pie at my house! Weird.

It's got lots of sausage!

Congratulations!! When beautiful and intelligent people breed it ensures the next generation will do impressive things. Thanks for making the world better.

When I sold phone services last year Primus was the cheapest available. However they didn't have numbers for every area of Ontario at that time. They couldn't do Brantford numbers, but that was a year ago. They were the best deal around, I sold multiple companies.

dude, you gotta try more positions! ;P

Utopia's in Ontario? Who knew?!? This festival looks cool, and it's highly appropriate that the hippie gathering is in Utopia, no?

Well that was easy. I like easy, that's why I like Paisley.

Are you going to eat me Paisley? Because I might be okay with that.

i fuckin' miss you YATS!

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.....or eating a dog to protest animal cruelty. Bloody idiots.

The Christmas one with Kenny Rogers. FUCK YEAH!