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NewRider

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  1. Evan Dando @ The Horseshoe Hotkid @ Neutral Lounge Ladyhawk @ The Horseshoe L.A. Guns @ Bovine Sex Club! NQ Arbuckle @ Dakota Tavern Revival Dear @ Cadillac Lounge Spiral Beach @ The Horseshoe Tacoma Hellfarm Tragedy @ C'est What The D'Ubervilles - The Horseshoe The John Henrys @ Dakota Tavern White Cowbell Oaklahoma @ The Hoseshoe Lots of great shows!
  2. NewRider

    TORNADOO!

    I thought it was kind of gay!
  3. Light patches of drunkenness with warnings of gettin' it ON!
  4. NewRider

    TORNADOO!

    We got a pretty cool storm in Brantford. Didn't see any funnel clouds or anything but our street is now covered in dermis from a massive tree that blew apart. Good times!
  5. Leaving for the trailer park for the night and HAVINBEERS!
  6. Zellers fucking rules! The lowest price is the LAW and I for one abide!
  7. I'm bringing a Hummer and doing donuts all weekend long!!!
  8. I like it because when I hear a band I like in an advertisement I go out and buy that product/service immediately. I'm a total drone! Seriously though. The music industry is changing and these artists need to get paid somehow.
  9. Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends. One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, So she caged him up with cyclone fence. Along came Lou with the old baboon And said "Recognize that smell?" "Smells like seven layers, That beaver eats Taco Bell." Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans And he travelled with the carnival shows. He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars And he candied up his nose. He got wind of the big brown beaver So he though he'd take himself a peek, But the beaver was quick And grabbed him by the kiwis. Now he ain't pissed for a week. (And a half!) Now Wynona took her big brown beaver, And she stuck him up in the air. Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver And I wish I did have a pair." Now the beaver onces slept for seven days And it gave us all an awful fright. So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch And the bastard tried to bite me. Wynona loved her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
  10. Jeez, can't a man age and massage oil on his hot daughters bum anymore?
  11. Glad this story had a happy ending!
  12. Great! Now everyone in the computer lab at Mohawk College is looking at me!
  13. I think bands will always tour. Still the best way to spread the word about your music in my opinion. Also, I sure as shit ain't going down to Georgia everytime I wanna see Drive-By Truckers!
  14. washed up country music star.
  15. Happy Birthday! Wish I could make it out to the birthday show this weekend. Have a good one.
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