getting the grumps is aweful...and sometimes difficult to kick. When I get this way, I need to laugh. Lounging/relaxing only seems to make me feel worse. So get out to a stand-up comedy act, or rent Dennis Leary's No Cure For Cancer. Watch it over and over and over. And then rent Delirious. Wish I was feeling funny right now...but I'm drawing blanks. I'll give it try though, just for you: Andre's armpits stink...more than normal. My doggie brings me presents. aka empty beer cans. Empty? that's not a present. I wrote an exam yesterday and someone farted. One of those high-pitched squeeky ones. No one laughed. I was bursting at the seams. Andre farts on the dog just to watch him sniff it. I was eating lunch in the caf today with a friend. Some guy was staring at us like we were aliens. I proceeded to eat my sandwich like I had not eaten in days...growls, snorts and all. "arrrr mmmm. I love my sandwich. It's arr mmm deee-licious." growl, snort. here's a fun thing you can try - sing a song all wrong - change the words, the keys, the timing everything - as loud as you can.