MarcO Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 George W Bush is holding an official press conference this evening, a so-far rare event for this president. What one question would you ask him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 Do you think those Canadian Liberals are doing a good enough job, trying to skew the public on their initial promise from 11 years ago, stating a a new ethical standard?(Actually, I would rather Ask Hamilton that one) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 "How do you sleep at night?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 "You're Daddy's favorite son now, right?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 will you challenge my friend Jared to a spelling contest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 will you challenge my friend Jared to a spelling contest? HAHAHAHAHAH, yeh I'll second that one! - M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 What's gonna happen when the world runs out of oil in about 20 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 I'd ask him to explain this: "Bush makes the pilgrimage to his Central Texas spread every year for Easter, when the wildflowers are in full bloom and the mesquite trees are sprouting fresh, iridescent green leaves. Last week, the president gave a tour of the ranch to leaders of hunting rights, recreational sports and gun rights groups. He later sat down for an interview with Ladies' Home Journal. Bush has now made 33 trips to Crawford since becoming president, bringing his total to more than 230 days at the ranch in a little more than three years, according to a tally kept by CBS News. Add his 78 trips to Camp David and five to his family's compound at Kennebunkport, Maine, and Bush has spent all or part of 500 days -- or about 40 percent of his presidency -- at one of his three retreats." http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/nation/2496305 Compared to this: According to this article of Dec. 13, 1999 President Clinton had taken 152 days in those almost 7 years since he'd been sworn in. President Reagan had 335 in his 8 years http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/1999/08/21/politics/main34415.shtml And Bush does this during times of war & terrorism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 Nice one Greg! Bush has it pretty easy though daddy and his friends make all the decisions, he just has to show up once in a while to deliver the verdicts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 I'd ask him if he would please bend over and take my boot up his ass. I'd ask him when America's terrorist campaign will end. I'd ask him to take an IQ test. I'd ask him if he would please reveal to weapons inspectors his countries cache of wmd. I'd ask him to find France on a map. I'd ask him if he would please roll over and die, because I'm uncomfortable wishing he was dead. I hope to hell we never meet. I'd end the interview by begging him to please, oh please just fuck off. Great, now I'm in a bad mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 I'd ask him to please leave Iraq before there is another terrorist attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieknight Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 " Hey GW, mind if I take your daughters and niece on phish tour for a summer of drug filled orgies?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 Mr. Busch, if you were to mastertain only one of the Dali Lamas that artifact North America other than fighting Terrerorism, witch wood you say has the mostest needing of fixin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted April 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 "Mr Bush? Marc Bouchard of Uncle Fungay Communicashuns here. Do you know when Phish Summer tour dates will be announced? Thank you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meggo Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 ha ha ha... i love the bush-isms. that bush-ism calendar is maybe the best thing that's come of his presidency. my 2 ignorant cents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottieMac Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 Where's the beef? dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 heh-- is that Hammy? :: :: :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhishyK Posted April 13, 2004 Report Share Posted April 13, 2004 I'd probably ask... "Leafs in 5, or Leafs in 6?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 Do you think those Canadian Liberals are doing a good enough job, trying to skew the public on their initial promise from 11 years ago, stating a a new ethical standard? (Actually, I would rather Ask Hamilton that one) There's a forum for that, you know... I would ask Dubya who he thinks he's fooling when he insists that he will appear before the 9/11 Congressional hearing only if he can take the stand with Dick Cheney, and if they don't have to take an oath. (Apparently, it's okay to lie to the American public, just as long as you didn't swear an oath to the great magical undead sky-god not to do it right before you do it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasemonkey Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 I'd ask him what time it is. We should start with the easy ones first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paisley Posted April 14, 2004 Report Share Posted April 14, 2004 the great magical undead sky-god that would make a nice handle how many civilians have died overseas in "terrorist" countries in the name of combating "evil" and just who should be afraid of who? whatever happened to turn the other cheek as the bible preaches if he's on such a holy mission? and would he be willing to settle up that that $400 his daughter owes me from before she got popped? (and why isn't she in jail?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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