shitidiot Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 i love quotes. so people please list as many of your fav quotes: "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day." Dean Martin. "An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." Ernest Hemingway "Those who are too lazy and comfortable to think for themselves and be their own judges obey the laws. Others sense their own laws within them." Hermann Hesse Maybe this world is another planet's hell. Aldous Huxley If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. Einstein And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. Abraham Lincoln A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval. Mark Twain If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? Steven Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 "Shut the fu©k up Donnie" John Goodman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomFoolery Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 Woman to W.C. "Winston, you're drunk" W.C. to Woman "Yes, madam, but in the morning I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 "I'm literally angry with rage!" (Philip J. Fry - Futurama) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggrtrhhrtgg Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 The formula 'Two and two make five' is not without its attractions.--Dostoyevsky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bONES Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 those are some good ones friendly some of my faves: do nothing and order will prevail - Lau Tzu I'm shopping around for something to do that no one will like. - Jerry Garcia The more people smoke herb, the more Babylon fall. - Bob Marley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your eye. ~Hunter S. Thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted December 22, 2004 Report Share Posted December 22, 2004 an eye for an eye leads only to more blindness. margaret atwood if i were a popsicle, what would you do with me? russ d'lima i flat you late. dieseldoug i'm not not licking toads. homer simpson. nothing beats a good sit. c. montgomery burns know thyself. the oracle at delphi my signature is mark twain. i'm hungry, i'm going to eat some spaghetti with tofu and broccoli. me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancingbear Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 life is a garden, dig it-joe dirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Early bird catches the worm, motherfu©ker! - Some Native dude at a Taco Bell in KitchenerIf it has sincerity, the thinking mind gets through succesfully - LaoOh yeah, and "Nice one" - BobLast but not least "It's still good." - Weebs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. Ben Stein but this also fits with something else I believe. The purpose of life is to fight maturity. Its a delicate balance let me tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Booche - I did just that yesterday. I was about to have a small life changing thought process and decided to stop right there, clear my mind and promptly forget the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 TheophrastusBombastus, that is the hardest I have laughed this December. Wicked.............thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 No, thank you for putting it into words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 "Sanity is decided by consensus, truth is not." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Velvet is a liar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 there are too many years to be unable....now is not the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 "I love my job....I just hate working...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarahbelle Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 All the Freaky People make the Beauty of the World! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 'Do not take life too sereously. You will never get out of it alive.' -Elbert Hubbard :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieknight Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 "Wise men talk because they have something to say. Fools talk because they have to say something." -- Plato "Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend". --Martin Luther King, Jr. "You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take. - Wayne Gretzky Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Albert Einstein Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Lily Tomlin Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority. Aldous Huxley Once youve seen one woman naked, you pretty much want to see the rest of them naked unknown i'm a bender bender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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