MamaPink Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Inspired by Del and the World Beard and Moustache Championships I’ve decided to get a special contest going for all you bearded freaks on this board! The contest is FREE to enter.Special prizes will be awarded to the winners... and NO, I'm sorry to say they will not be dildos.Deadline for the contest is August 1st, 2005. You must have all your photos in by then otherwise they will not be eligible to compete.Photos will be posted in the Cavern after August 1st for all to view. Jamband members NOT competing will be the judges of the competition.You are allowed to send as many photos and different styles as you wish.Please send your photos to me at pink@nacns.com ANYTIME! Just as long as it’s before the deadline. Please include your real name, your jambands name and your address with the photos. There will be separate categories for Beards and Moustaches. Judges will choose a 3rd, 2nd and 1st place winner for each category with a special award given to the most pathetic beard which I call the “Facial Pube Award” Contestants will be judged mainly on creativeness and uniqueness… so GET CREATIVE!! Props are welcome. Anyone belonging to the Sanctuary can compete… including girls.IT MUST BE FACIAL HAIR!!! It must also be REAL facial hair... beard and moustache wigs are not allowed.OK - GOOD LUCK!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 with a special award given to the most pathetic beard which I call the “Facial Pube Award” hamilton! get on this, it's your chance to shine bro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 It would be pretty hard to beat The Sloth, Bouche and Booche... plus it may get a little unsanitary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 I am going to be sending in a number of pics, not just of me.Hahahahaha, oh man. I cant wait to look at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted May 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 It would be pretty hard to beat The Sloth, Bouche and Booche... plus it may get a little unsanitary. hmmm... i don't think you read very carefully there Jaimoe. At the moment those fellas just have plain ol' regular beards if you ask me. That isn't hard to beat. Now if they did THIS with their beards, I would be impressed: As for unsanitary, well that's not really the focus here poopoo head. Although we COULD have a separate category for "the most unlikely shit found in a beard" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.O.B.E Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 thats no man...thats some mexican circus act...the wolfmans brother...still really cool though...i bet thats heavier than wet dreads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Hey, I was going through a weird phase back then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PassedOutGuy Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 i thought that was you man... shit you have changed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 so what makes a winning beard? just volume?estra pts for creativeness too eh?im in, probably should stop trimming it if its just biggest beard wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 first of all, The Sloth has no beard. second, I'm wearing what they call a "Sam Roberts" at the moment. I may drink a bottle of wine and crack out the clippers this weekend and see what happens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 I don't care for full beards but if I did, I'd give everyone entering the contest a run for their money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 When I first read that I thought you were breaking out a bottle of wine and diapers this weekend. I was a bit scared babe.Guess I should put my glasses on huh?Good going LMP. Can't wait to see the results! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 bouche, where's that shot of me and Velvet from NYE? Or was it on meggo's pics?Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 hmmm... not sure which one you're talking 'boot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 hmmm... not sure which one you're talking 'bootIIRC, meggo posted a link to a collection of her pictures, which included a set from NYE. Have the topics from before the upgraded been added to the new upgraded jambands.ca, because I think there was a post-NYE topic that included the link.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 this one, brad? btw, you win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I remember that. Brad was trying to figure out how to turn that lamp into a bong!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 That's the one I was thinking of, but I don't think it shows it off to its full glory. These days, I'm trimming my beard every couple of seasons, and I had let it go for a while (6 months? 8?) before NYE. I cut it back in early January (it kept getting caught in my jacket's zipper), but haven't done it since, so it's going to go all summer. Count me in for the "Scruffy As Heck" category!Thanks, guigsy.Aloha,BRAD (Beard Races Are Devilish) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Are we allowed Ass Beards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted May 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 the rules and regulations CLEARLY state that it must be facial hair. Although you do pose a good point that there may be problems distinguishing between some people's asses and faces. I guess we'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted May 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 so what makes a winning beard? just volume?estra pts for creativeness too eh?No points for volume... that's boring. You have to style your beard or trim it in a creative way. I know BOOCHE already has a few hilarious styles in mind... I can only imagine what you and that nutty wife of yours come up with. I think drinks would definitely help get the creative juices flowing. Let me recommend a hair sculpting WAX instead of gel... works great. Not sure how easy it will be to get out though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 I am all over this competition, having been runner-up in an unofficial Etobicoke Beard and Mustache competition some months ago for my interpretation of trucker meets tennis racket.July 31st will be a good day to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Glad to see this all came together LMP! As I haven't trimmed up the beard in awhile, (I feel I've been losing touch with my wook roots), I've already got a jump on the competition... Now to think of something absolutely ridiculous to do with it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 there should be a special prize for anyone willing to enter with a moustache/mullet combo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balogna pogna Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 What about ass beards? I've heard that Snelly has one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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