Heady Epic Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 So people are stealing my stories now? Seen Trey the other day shit is REAL yo! He had a fake moustache and beard, but i knew it was him cause he gave a homeless guy a $20 bill and suggested that he go to boston market because the mac and cheese is to die for. Then he high fived him and jubilantly yelled, "who wants me to whistle Fluffhead?" I didn't want to interrupt his day, so I minded my own business, but what a guy! He then hailed a cab while tap dancing, got into the cab, and i overheard him say, "83rd and gamehendge." to that the cabby replied, "excuse me buddy?" and trey replied, "i just wrote a song in my head, wanna hear it?" then he started to sing "inna gadda da vida." that is when trey shut the door and the cab drove off. I had noticed that trey dropped something from his pocket as he entered the cab. I examined the gutter to find a teener of the finest peruvian flake i had ever encountered. Remember when trey gave that speech before curtain with about how he wanted to play this song because it made everything come around full circle... i.e. back in vt, one of the oldest songs...well, I never realized the irony that the musical quality of Coventry was probably about as good it was on 12-2-83 way to go trey, you also came around full circle with your Space Antelope-esq band called 70 Volt Orange Aid which is the musical equivalent to having your junk hit the front of the toilet while crapping in a public washroom.What a guy! Trey Oxystasio and his mates reminds me of an exgirlfriend. We would get all fucked up and she would let me pound her ass till the neighbors got up for work. Guitar gasms left and right? Only when they smell like shit. Trey isnt the walrus, Jennifer Hartswick is the walrus. After she sucks you dry, you let loose her in mouth, put your hand over her mouth, punch her in the stomach, so that it comes out her nose resembling the tusks of a walrus. When is he going to retire his "go to" lick that sounds like "fat guy in a little coat" That's been everywhere post hiatus and beyond. Trey's career is like a bad porno, he goes through all the trouble of fucking you senseless, but when he gets around to cuming on your face he has to wank for 5 minutes and its like two drops with him screaming loudly. Sometimes its like he has blown his load too many times too quickly so it sounds like air-brakes on a truck. You know, pfffffft-pfffffffft. Close your eyes and you can picture all the dweeby little cuntbeaks popping their pimples and fingering their bungholes all day as they hunch over computers spewing how great he still is. I would have preferred 70 Volt Parade to pinch off a turd on stage, cuz at least that would have had some comedic value to cover up the stinkage. Blow Bice? Time to stay away from the booger sugar Red. Trey you are a homeless looking noodler that has more in common with Tom Cruise now and your crowd needs to get back on the e-train again. Making mediocre events epic since before the turn of the century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 that's the worst Heady Epic post yet. who is thinking of the children? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister slippery Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 i did like the 83rd and gamehendge/in a gadda da vida bit, but otherwise, c-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
secondtube Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Heady Epic is threatening to become more of a nostalgia act than 70 Volt Parade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 the musical equivalent to having your junk hit the front of the toilet while crapping in a public washroom.As a chick, it took me a minute to comprehend that. Ew! Yet hilarious. However, as a whole, the story was too fuck laden to really understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 I dunno but the words "fuck laden" just turned my temperature up a couple of notches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 The trail of clues from Heady Epic has never been so obvious.....The answer to the question no one is asking sits on the front page of the Cavern today folks!Get it?sean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Everyone wants to be Heady EpicI do...but only with a much better haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 Awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gentlemonkey Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 good stuff. i like the 'cuntbeaks' imagery, a little too much. thanks heady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 29, 2005 Report Share Posted June 29, 2005 hey Heady, what's your stance on gay marriage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Oh how I love you Davey Boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 That was pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 hehehehehe. He's so nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenenbaum Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 Time to stay away from the booger sugar Red. LMAO!@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 I admit it. I am Heady Epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 I admit it. I am Alabama Esau Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigger Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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