scottieking Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Finally, a decent internet drop in here. I have a real live working computer at my classroom desk. I wonder if the kids mind if I surf the skank during their "work" time.As well, this gives you the opportunity to beam messages directly into the classroom.What do you want youth 15-19yrs of age to know?I may regret this..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 (edited) What do you want youth 15-19yrs of age to know? How to pull up their frickin' pants! Belts! That's all it takes. One little belt. Not rocket science. Edited September 14, 2005 by Guest Needed some clarification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 I want them to know about dogs dressed as bees.Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 I want them to meet LazloAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 bradm....you're hilarious!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 look at what Bouche and Ms.Hux did to poor l'le Abbey!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-towns Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 to elaborate on Kaidy Mae's post.http://www.gotquestions.org/women-wear-pants.htmlgreatest link ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 http://en.wikipedia.orgThat's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 I want them to know about MarcO and all the great things he has done for humanity. My feet are sticky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottieking Posted September 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Kaidy Mae - Today's problem is not so much the pants pulling up, but the legs crossing with these super short skirts. One girl currently in this class is suffering from this problem right now. AD - Stop. You are scaring me.Willy - We call that plagurism's new best friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaidy Mae Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 One girl currently in this class is suffering from this problem right now. Whahaha! Silly little tarts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Kaidy Mae - Today's problem is not so much the pants pulling up, but the legs crossing with these super short skirts. One girl currently in this class is suffering from this problem right now. Got a camera on your cell phone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Can I go to the bathroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottieking Posted September 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Ollie: Cellphones are banned for JUST that reason. By the way, the count is now up to two. All in a day's work......Velvet: Yes, but only 20 minutes after the bell has rang and up to 20 mins before it rings. You also only get 5 washroom breaks for the semester. You must sign out and in with the time you leave and re-enter. Longer than 5 minutes and you are electing for a detention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 holy frig i wouldn't want to be in your class, Mr. Hand!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottieking Posted September 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Ola! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Hey Bro!Miss Ya!just curious, have you developed the Mr. King stare as our father was so famous for in the classroom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Holy crap, what if Velvet is pregnant Mr King? Did you think of that condition you sadist......Sunshine, close your legs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 I am so hot right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 do students get extra/entended bathroom breaks if they have explosive diarrhea? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Sunshine, close your legs. good god Booche - this is my brother's thread. that deserves a detention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottieking Posted September 14, 2005 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Sunshine: More a variation, with double the sarcasm.Booche: It's their fault for bringing it upon themselves with the skirt wearing. MarcO: insert splash of glass of water hereDouglas: Medical emergencies excepted. Extended "smoke" breaks not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paan Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 Taste in music... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paan Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 ... oh... and don't do drugs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paan Posted September 14, 2005 Report Share Posted September 14, 2005 ... or have pre-marital sex... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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