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mark tonin

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Don't know the guy but I love the Fat Cats......see ya there!

I'm My Own Grandpa

( Lonzo & Oscar )

It sounds funny, I know,

But it really is so,

Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.

It sounds funny, I know,

But it really is so,

Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,

I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.

My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,

My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,

And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother

Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,

And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,

Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,

And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,

For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw

As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.

It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,

Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

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have a blast my very favourite bouncin' buddy!

Sorry Dave & I can't celebrate with you in person! Big hugs to you and your sexy gal!

The wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is Tiggers are wonderful things

Their tops are made out of rubber

Their bottoms are made out of springs

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun

But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is I'm the only one

The wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is Tiggers are wonderful chaps

They're loaded with vim and with vigor

They love to leap in your laps

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy pouncy

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun

But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is I'm the only one

Tiggers are wonderful fellahs

Tiggers are awfully sweet

Everyone elses is jealous

And thats why I repeat

The wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is Tiggers are wonderful things

Their tops are made out of rubber

Their bottoms are made out of springs

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun

But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is I'm the only one

Yes, I'm the only one

(Grrrrrr...)

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Hey Tonin, guess who? I finally got myself a user-name...high time

Anyhow, I am very much looking forward to shakin it on down in KW on Friday. Should be a hoot!

By the way, Todd and I still need to hook up with you and your family for dinner sometime...

See you soon!

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