livingstoned Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Been here an hour and a half now and decided to go to the kitchen for a drink...get up look down and discover I have my shirt on inside out! That's right folks - in addition my hair is up exposing the tag - no one seemed to notice or at least no one told me....Quick trip to the washroom and I'm good as new but I realize now it's most likely going to be 'one of those days' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 that's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 great story...but we need more like that to get us through..."just another day at the office" myself i wear a lab coat, hair net and beard net from the time I get here till the time I leave...which is only really needed to be worn when I am out in the plant not in the office...granted I am in and out of the plant to the office alot...even when I am at my desk I just leave it all on...to hide my crap selection of work cloths and poor grooming..hehe... oh the shit we do to make money...come on lotto ticket I bought last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Labcoat? Are you a scientist, Baj?I'm some hungover and a little spacey-headed at the office today, fwiw. Plus, balogna sammies is for lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 (edited) Labcoat? Are you a scientist, Baj? haha.. nope...im the candyman I work for cadbury/adams and need to be food safe when I enter the production area... Edited July 28, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted July 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 candyman?? mmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peipunk Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 I'm some hungover and a little spacey-headed at the office today, fwiw. Plus, balogna sammies is for lunch.My entire week has been a brain dead misery. And I had microwaved hotdogs with processed cheese yesterday for lunch. Really, I hate myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 both of those lunches make my list of most dreaded foods to eat...but have been in that dark place before...i feel your pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 It's always a good start to the day when you spill coffee down your white shirt in not one, but 2 places. And not *at* work, where you can clean up relatively easily and minimize embarrassing stainage--oh no!--on the subway! I should know better than to get coffee before I get on the train...particularly when wearing white. Coffeetastrophe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 food-safe....hahahaha! I like the ring to that. we just took our girls to the Hersey's plant in Smiths Falls yesterday...are you also subject to the drooley stares of visitors as they wander through the plant (separated by plate-glass)? we bought waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy too much chocolate taboot. But I bet the yummy-chocolately-smell wears off quick, eh? Carrie....what a hilarious story...will have me smirking all day. But couldda been worse...the undone pants-zipper is what I live in fear of. Why is it that we ALL stare (surreptitiously) but can't bring ourselves to tell someone....? what lines can you use to politely draw attention to the fact that someone has ~~ an undone zipper? ~~ a big booger hanging out their nose? ~~ inside-out clothes? ~~ food in the teeth? ~~ lipstick all over the teeth (yuck! *shudder*) ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Don't forget the dreaded skirt tucked into panyhose/panties debacle.I am fastidious about ensuring my skirt is properly arranged prior to exiting the bathroom, but I have seen women who have fallen victim to this harsh mistress.. *Shudder* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 It's always a good start to the day when you spill coffee down your white shirt in not one, but 2 places. And not *at* work, where you can clean up relatively easily and minimize embarrassing stainage--oh no!--on the subway! I should know better than to get coffee before I get on the train...particularly when wearing white. Coffeetastrophe. I can one-up this story, believe it or not....I once spilled coffee on the subway, on someone else's white pants!!!!! I swore from that day on, no more coffee on the subway....if looks could kill...oh boy....I was just standing up to get off, train lurched, coffee spashes the white pant leg of shi-shi dressed woman. Now I have to make the split second decision (as the coffee is slowing soaking into her leg, making her aware that something is up) whether to bolt, without an apology, or offer a useless apology and then bolt. I opted for the latter and that look of disbelief, anger and pure hatred she gave me haunts me to this day!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 (edited) all my lab coats are stained...i joke that they are really just my bib works well though! we really dont have tours on a regular basis at this plant...and we do not make chocolate at this site...we make candy(swedish fish,berries,sour patch kids,fuzzy peaches,wine gums,gummi bears,licorice the list goes and on and on into candyland Edited July 28, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted July 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 food-safe....hahahaha! I like the ring to that.we just took our girls to the Hersey's plant in Smiths Falls yesterday...are you also subject to the drooley stares of visitors as they wander through the plant (separated by plate-glass)? we bought waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy too much chocolate taboot. But I bet the yummy-chocolately-smell wears off quick, eh? Carrie....what a hilarious story...will have me smirking all day. But couldda been worse...the undone pants-zipper is what I live in fear of. Why is it that we ALL stare (surreptitiously) but can't bring ourselves to tell someone....? what lines can you use to politely draw attention to the fact that someone has ~~ an undone zipper? ~~ a big booger hanging out their nose? ~~ inside-out clothes? ~~ food in the teeth? ~~ lipstick all over the teeth (yuck! *shudder*) ?????? zipper down yes ok embarrasing at the least - how about a couple of months ago - I'm at a co-workers desk and I am leaning down to look at the report on-screen at his desk so elbows on desk - ass in the air. Another co-worker comes flying over "Carrie stand up" - "wha" I say - you've got a huge hole in the ass of your pants...that's right folks - all class here! huge hole in the seam of the arse of my pants - not enough that its there - its the day I pick to do the ass in the air lean over someones desk displaying my hot pink undies for everyone to see - coulda been worse I suppose I coulda had thongs on! HAHA! yep I'm the talk of this place for SURE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 all my lab coats are stained...i joke that they are really just my bib works well though!we really dont have tours on a regular basis at this plant...and we do not make chocolate at this site...we make candy(swedish fish,berries,sour patch kids,fuzzy peaches,wine gums,gummi bears,licorice the list goes and on and on into candyland you have the best job in the world! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluffhead77 Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 (edited) holy shit Punk...your picture looks like you're a floating torso with an arm missing... reminds me of Astar...hahahahaha a floating torso that eats microwaved hotdogs and processed cheese! Edited July 28, 2006 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 ya you would think...when i first started i was excited and pictured my day to be right out of the pages of willy wonka...atleast thats what i was hoping for... not even close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Been here an hour and a half now and decided to go to the kitchen for a drink...get up look down and discover I have my shirt on inside out! That's right folks - in addition my hair is up exposing the tag - no one seemed to notice or at least no one told me....Quick trip to the washroom and I'm good as new but I realize now it's most likely going to be 'one of those days' Drinks got the best of you last night eh? I'm glad I didn't work to catch up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.G.C. Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 I love waking up on the 404 driving 120km in someone elses car... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livingstoned Posted July 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 yeah thanks! you think you woulda did me the favour when you finally woke up on the 404 of checking me out and telling me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunshine Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 my famous signature is my button blouse popping open and giving my clients a titty show.It happened twice this week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Well, my workday today just started, but yesterday a client called me an "asshole".Good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ge-off Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 my famous signature is my button blouse popping open and giving my clients a titty show.It happened twice this week! and which club is this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 my famous signature is my button blouse popping open and giving my clients a titty show.It happened twice this week! What's your taping policy? Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 hehehe I've done that before too Carrie (the shirt thing). I also remember wearing a fresh pair of jeans, and while I was walking around the office a static cling hitchhiking sock fell out of the pant leg... I guess I'm lucky it was just a sock.Thank god I don't have to get dressed for work anymore. Working from home kicks it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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