\/\/illy Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Haven't you all heard? Single is the new married! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Funk Dawg Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 you make a good point... Since my VW went up in flames a giant hot dog is all I've got... are girls not into giant weiners anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Haven't you all heard? Single is the new married!If that's the case, I need to get me a divorce. That bitch has been nagging me for years! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 are girls not into giant weiners anymore?Apparently size doesn't matter. I keep telling myself that anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 are girls not into giant weiners anymore?Apparently size doesn't matter. I keep telling myself that anyway.C'mon \/\/illy, we all know you're hung like Steve Murphy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/\/illy Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 C'mon \/\/illy, we all know you're hung like Steve Murphy! Holy shit do I ever wish! That guy is part fucking whale or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Evil_Mouse Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Hey, ladies - looks like this guy's back on the market again. Real-life Harold and Maude I can only think that she must have taught him a few things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol'Hickster Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 Meh Single isnt too bad I enjoy it, but do hate it some times... What am I sayin I love being single Lifes complicated enoguh as it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
celticwolfsun Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 (edited) Ladies don't like Chilli dogs.... Edited October 23, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Funk Dawg Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 I guess I really got to change my image around here... maybe something really macho would impress the ladies... hmmm ... how about this look here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 For those of you interested in a very specific type of hook-up: The Dave Matthews Fan.http://dmbdate.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 That's all the world needs - DMB fans procreating.Ugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tribalstar Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 *sigh* in.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Macho is definitely the way to go! I like a man who has less hair (on his head) and more balls than me and also who can talk about trannies and not mean men in heels. Oh yeah, coveralls and grease under the fingernails is *so* hot!Mmmmm...big shoulders too, even a little beer belly's okay, makes a girl feel all tiny and sexy and it's nice to cuddle up to.If I wanted someone pretty I'd date a chick.BE A MAN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Macho is definitely the way to go! I like a man who has less hair (on his head) and more balls than me and also who can talk about trannies and not mean men in heels. Oh yeah, coveralls and grease under the fingernails is *so* hot! Mmmmm...big shoulders too, even a little beer belly's okay, makes a girl feel all tiny and sexy and it's nice to cuddle up to. If I wanted someone pretty I'd date a chick. BE A MAN! Have you met my friend Beerbottle? He's the one on the right. He's single! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Darlin', Bottle's got more hair on his upper lip than I have on my whole body. Think more along the lines of Bruce Willis.......Mmmmmmm big, sexy bald guy, I'll take two! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJFH Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 I wasn't going to post for fear of comments from my ol pals Booche and Davey Boy, but what the hell.Single and loving it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 I am so glad you can face your fears:There's a definition for 'single skank' if I ever saw one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 What about a Japanese Bruce Willis? Oh hell's ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr8FuL Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Darlin', Bottle's got more hair on his upper lip than I have on my whole body. Think more along the lines of Bruce Willis.......Mmmmmmm big, sexy bald guy, I'll take two!haha have we met??? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 (edited) it was just a matter of time before the "have we met" line came out in this thread Edited October 23, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Darlin'' date=' Bottle's got more hair on his upper lip than I have on my whole body. Think more along the lines of Bruce Willis.......Mmmmmmm big, sexy bald guy, I'll take two![/quote']haha have we met??? lol Pics please!! Preferably nekkid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Preferably nekkid!In the south there's a difference between 'Naked' and 'Nekkid.' 'Naked' means you don't have any clothes on. 'Nekkid' means you don't have any clothes on ... and you're up to somethin'!Aloha,Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gr8FuL Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 Hahaha we'll see what i can do.....nekkid pics of yourself floating around the internet isnt usually a good thing. dont think my work woudl liek me uploading them either...not that i have them and carry them aroudn with me on a memory stick or somethang.... hahahahalol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 23, 2007 Report Share Posted October 23, 2007 I know she's too 'shy' to ask so maybe you could send some of those to LJFH while you're at it, Gr8FuL. Preferably before your concussion clears up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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