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[color:green]Oh I suppose the Magnum is single (too much macho for one lady!)...but never so much alone...always lots of trim around the Robbins nest. That's what hours of surf ski and wearing short shorts will do for ya'.

Perhaps that's what y'all should do. Take a tip from me and Bobby Wier the ladies can't resists the high water shorts...

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the older ones can

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you know that sex in the city ep where carrie decides to marry herself so she can get all the presents? i'm considering this. ;)

I often consider this...

A friend of mine just turned 35 and had a photo shoot for herself (complete with feather boa, teddy bears and a tea set)..she sent out picture post-cards that say "Look How Big I Am!" and she wrote "I'm 35!" on them. She said it was her way of countering all the pics of her friends' kids she gets in the mail every week...hehehe..

She also sent me a wallet size close-up so I could carry her around with me..genius!

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A friend of mine just turned 35 and had a photo shoot for herself (complete with feather boa, teddy bears and a tea set)..she sent out picture post-cards that say "Look How Big I Am!" and she wrote "I'm 35!" on them. She said it was her way of countering all the pics of her friends' kids she gets in the mail every week...hehehe..

She also sent me a wallet size close-up so I could carry her around with me..genius!

I think we'd all prefer this to baby photos.

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I actually just heard this interview with a relationship specialist on talk 1010 CFRB while I was in cab this morning and they were rating cities in North America as to which is better or worse for singles to meet people..

...and guess what....Toronto was #1 for the toughest single scene in North America.

I suspected this for years but now it is official...Yikes...

Well I'm off to the gym and then the liquor store...the gym to keep it sexy and the liquor to keep sane....

hahaha...

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I've lived in Toronto for 20 years and most of my girlfriends have not come from here - it's too big of a city to easily meet people - the women here are way too complicated !!!

Well, if you're looking for a woman who understands that your preferred mode of transportation is a giant chili dog canoe propelled by a gargantuan dart-shaped paddle, then a city girl isn't likely the one for you...

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