hamilton Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 So, y'know how sometimes you buy something, and when you peel the price tag off it leaves a sort of gooey residue that just doesn't want to come off? Well, I know there are some commercial products that work incredibly well that you can buy to get that shit off of your belongings, but I have just discovered that mayonnaise works as well - plus, you probably have some in your fridge, so you don't have to make a trip to the store.No shit.This is my public service announcement for the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captainsunshine Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Thanks, I will have to try that next time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 i would like to subscribe to your newsletter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 *phew!*I opened this thread reluctantly (curiosity got the better of me), but that's not too gross at all, and might actually come in handy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamH Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Oil effectively does the same thing.DO y'all know the club soda and salt technique for getting a stain out? if you spill something like red wine onto fabric, first thing you do is dilute the stain with club soda, and then pur salt all over it. Leave it for a few minutes and then just sweep up the salt and the stain goes away.Also made famous in Curb Your Enthusiasm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 also, if you want to smell like a celebrity without spending big $s on expensive personal fragrances, you can mix balsamic vinegar, WD-40, Old Spice and Deep Woods Off together- equal parts- and amazingly it smells exactly like Cologne for Men by Calvin Klein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Just curious hamilton - how did you discover this technique? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms Zimmy Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 Just curious hamilton - how did you discover this technique? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 (edited) mayonnaise is also good if you have to fake ejaculation.Do it, then taste it after - that'll freak her right out! Edited June 13, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted June 13, 2008 Report Share Posted June 13, 2008 can also fix scratches on your CDs if you polish them with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Schwa. I'm not falling for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traveler Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Removes gum from hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamilton Posted June 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Just curious hamilton - how did you discover this technique?I'd like to say that I was drunk and had a brilliant idea - or that I was making a sandwich whilst hovering over a pile of CDs - but the truth is that I went searching on the internet. I think I googled "sticker residue remove how" and one of the pages mentioned it. The thing is, there were about 25 different suggestions, but they all involved products that I either didn't have in my apartment or that wouldn't be easily obtainable here in the Land of the Morning Calm (which is a misnomer if I've ever heard one). Most of them mentioned techniques and gave instructions, but one just said "Mayonnaise" and I thought, well, I have that in the fridge and it certainly can't *hurt* the CD cases, so what the hell...WD-40 was one of the other suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 mayonnaise is also good if you have to fake ejaculation.Do it, then taste it after - that'll freak her right out!I'm sorry to hear about your ejaculation problem but what concerns me more is your comparison of cum and mayo. See a doctor, they have pills for shit like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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