Basher Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
can-o-phish Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Loving Cup...Gimme l'il drink...FROM YOUR LOVIN' CUP!!! :content: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayr Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Back on the Train Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottieking Posted October 3, 2008 Report Share Posted October 3, 2008 Wilson (Trey wears infamous shirt)And AD, thanks for the thought (a couple of days late) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 I just woke up from the craziest dream and heard/saw the perfect opener:I Didnt KnowIt was so carzy. It was perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWeeJig Posted October 5, 2008 Report Share Posted October 5, 2008 I just woke up from the craziest dream and heard/saw the perfect opener:I Didnt KnowIt was so carzy. It was perfect.That sounds so crazy it could work!!I'm leaning towards a Divided Sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backbacon Posted October 6, 2008 Report Share Posted October 6, 2008 I cancel my last post. They'll open with First Tube 1st.Do we want to organize a pool? Everyone who wants in can pay $5 and who wins gets the money. Pay up front. PayPal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 (edited) Let it be known that Carstairs is right. If I could call it and I had a ticket, I would also go with Wilson.Fuuuuuuuuuuck. That crowd would go nutty. Edited October 7, 2008 by Guest Wilson'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForbinHood Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Llama's gonna raise the roof at Hampton again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 The sacred creed will be yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForbinHood Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 btw... That will NEVER happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Radiohead's "Creep". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaybone Posted October 7, 2008 Report Share Posted October 7, 2008 Vocals by Mike Gordon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blurry Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 I call "Dictionary Car" opener! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.O.B.E Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 WilsonWilsonWilsonWilsonWilsonOnce upon a time there was a mountain that rose out of a vast green forest. And in the forest there were birds and lakes and rocks and trees and rivers. The forest was also inhabited by a small group of people called the lizards. The lizards were a simple people and they had lived in the forest undisturbed for thousands of years in utter peace and tranquillity. Once a year when spring came, and the first blossoms began to show, the lizards would gather at the base of the mountain, to give thanks for all that they had. They thanked the birds and they thanked the lakes and they thanked the rocks and the trees and the rivers; but most importantly, they thanked Icculus. Icculus lived at the top of the mountain, or at least everyone thought so, for no one had actually ever seen him. But they knew he existed, because they had the Helping Friendly Book. Icculus had given the Helping Friendly Book to the Lizards thousands of years earlier as a gift. It contained all of the knowledge inherent in the universe, and had enabled the Lizards to exist in harmony with nature for years. And so they lived; until one day a traveler arrived in Gamehendge. His name was Wilson and he quickly became intrigued by the Lizards way of life. He asked if he could stay on and live in the forest; and the Lizards, who had never seen an outsider, were happy to oblige. Wilson lived with the Lizards for a few years, studying the ways of the Helping Friendly Book, and all was well. Until one morning when they awoke and the book was gone. Wilson explained that he had hidden the book, knowing that the Lizards had become dependent on it for survival. He declared himself king and enslaved the innocent people of Gamehendge. He cut down the trees and built a city, which he called Prussia. And in the center of the city he built a castle, and locked in the highest tower of the castle lay the Helping Friendly Book out of the reach of the Lizards forever. But our story begins at a different time, not in Gamehendge, but on a suburban street in Long Island, and our hero is no king sitting in a castle, he is a retired colonel shaving in his bathroom. Colonel Forbin looked square in the mirror and dragged the blade across his cold creamed skin. He saw the tired little folds of flesh that lay in a heap beneath his eyes. Fifty-two years of obedient self-restraint, of hiding his tension behind a serene veil of composure. For fifty-two years he had piled it all on the back burner, and for fifty-two years it had boiled, frothing over in a turbulent storm inside of him. It had escaped through his eyes, reacting with the cigarette smoke and the fluorescent lights and slowly accumulating into a sagging mass. He ran his dripping palm across the stubble on the nape of his neck and thought again about the door. He had discovered the door some months back on one of his ritualistic morning walks with his dog McGrupp. It had started out as a typical stroll with McGrupp bounding joyously ahead of the preoccupied colonel. As they reached the apex of the hill, he saw it and he knew it had always been there, and felt foolish for overlooking the door for so long. At first, he tried to ignore it, but he soon found that it was impossible, and slowly his newly acquired knowledge transformed his dreary life into a prison from which there was only one escape. And on this morning, Colonel Forbin stepped through the door.LIZARDSPassing through the corridor I came upon an aging knightWho leaned against the wall in gnarly armorHe was on his way to see the kingWilsonWilsonWilsonHe led me through the streets of Prussia talkingAs he tried to crush a bug that scurried underneath his bootheelHe said there was a place where we should goSo he lead me through the forest to the edge of a lagoon by whichWe wandered 'til we reached a bubbly springThe knight grew very quiet as we stood thereThen he lifted up his visor and he turned to me and he began to singchorus: He said I come from the land of darknessI said I come from the land of doomHe said I come from the land of GamehendgeFrom the land of the big baboonBut I'm never never going back thereAnd I couldn't if I tried'Cause I come from the land of LizardsAnd the Lizards they have diedAnd the Lizards they have diedAnd the Lizards they have diedAnd the Lizards they have diedHe told me that the Lizards were a race of people practically extinctFrom doing things smart people don't doHe said that he was once a Lizard tooHis name was Rutherford the Brave and he was on a quest to saveHis people from the fate that lay before them.Their clumsy end was perilously nearThe Lizards would be saved, he said, if they could be enlightenedBy the writings of the Helping Friendly BookIn all of Prussia only one existedAnd Wilson had declared that any person who possessed it was a crook[chorus] The Helping Friendly Book, it seemed, possessed the ancient secretsOf eternal joy and never-ending splendorThe trick was to surrender to the flowWe walked along beneath the moonHe lead us through the bush 'till soonWe saw before our eyes a raging riverHe said that we could swim it if we triedAnd saying this the knight dove in forgetting that his suit of armsWould surely weigh him down and so he sunkAnd as his body disappeared before meI bowed my head in silence and remembered all thoughts that he had thunk[chorus] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Gamehenge opener??? Ballsy!! I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Gamehenge opener??? Ballsy!! I like it.That'd be like a stripper coming out on stage nekkid then putting her clothes on in front of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AD Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Daveyboy looks at ballsy strippers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davey Boy 2.0 Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Daveyboy looks at ballsy strippersin the mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted October 8, 2008 Report Share Posted October 8, 2008 Booche, that picture made me sicker than I already am. **shudder**I call a Down with Disease opener.Bom bom ba da da DA.....Fack that would be great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigger Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 glide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 [no purple]I love the Glide calls I have read on the internets almost as much as I love The Curtain With calls. Maybe Wading In A Velvet Sea will open with crying??[/no purple] DaveyBoy still looks at ballsy strippers even when they arent himselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elemeno Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 demand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Rock and Roll, Pt. II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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