bouche Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 I've noticed hand sanitizing stations quietly showing up all over buildings in downtown Ottawa.I haven't seen any announcements, or any news about this. Why is this happening....and so quietly? Is this happening everywhere?Why are "they" trying to create a society of bacteriaphobes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basher Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Really?I'll give you a hint. Sick Piggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 They've shown up everywhere. Watch the news dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 That's no fun, Bouche. I bet you could come up with a better conspiracy theory than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freak By Night Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Free hand sanitizing gel on everyone's desk this morning Bouche. Accompanied by a little information card chock full of common sense information. Courtesy of the Canadian taxpayer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YearsAlongTheSea Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 'They' are trying to create a society of immaculately clean masturbators.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 they've been in the hospital here for years. dispensers by every elevator, washroom, random hallways.most are now foam. they had issues with the alcohol-based gels. people would overuse them, go outside for a smoke and accidentally light their hands on fire. oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dimafleck: the living legend. Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 (edited) The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing us to over sanitize our hands in a fiendish plot to weaken our immune systems and make us even more dependant on the pharmacutical companies. We're through the looking glass, here, people Edited May 28, 2009 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badams Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing us to over sanitize our hands in a fiendish plot to weaken our immune systems and make us even more dependant on the pharmacutical companies. We're through the looking glass, here, peopleI knew it!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 They showed up everywhere in Toronto during SARS. Then a bunch of them went away. Then the swine thing made them ubiquitous again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing us to over sanitize our hands in a fiendish plot to weaken our immune systems and make us even more dependant on the pharmacutical companies. We're through the looking glass, here, people I'm safe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted May 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 They've shown up everywhere. Watch the news dude. Read my post dude. As I said that I haven't seen any mention of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanada Kev Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 H1N1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 I don't wash my hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Free hand sanitizing gel on everyone's desk this morning Bouche. Accompanied by a little information card chock full of common sense information. Courtesy of the Canadian taxpayer!Are you fucking kidding me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 H1N1 Too Cute~! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ms.Huxtable Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 I'd say they're showing up in office buildings because of responsible commercial property management.I may be biased though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaggyBalls Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Not so much a media blackout...Cause they've been popping up in grocery stores all over the place for years.Often around the shopping carts.Keep an eye out. Shopping carts are the dirtiest things around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewRider Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 They've shown up everywhere. Watch the news dude. Read my post dude. As I said that I haven't seen any mention of this.That's strange. I've noticed it mentioned in nearly every news story involving H1N1 for a while now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 perhaps bouche only watches the Naked News (and hence doesn't really hear what's being said) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 The University of Ottawa took a multitude of steps to address the swine flu concerns. They send frequent e-mails addressing the issue, also every building had a note posted on the front door that the University has not yet had a confirmed case in its student body, and complete instructions on proper ways of washing hands posted in each washroom.In other words, plenty of show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouche Posted May 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Free hand sanitizing gel on everyone's desk this morning Bouche. Accompanied by a little information card chock full of common sense information. Courtesy of the Canadian taxpayer!Are you fucking kidding me?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M.O.B.E Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 Washing your hands to stop the spread of airborne viruses? Sounds a little sideways if you ask me. Not that one shouldnt be washing their hands.YT- isnt money the dirtiest thing out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayr Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing us to over sanitize our hands in a fiendish plot to weaken our immune systems and make us even more dependant on the pharmacutical companies. We're through the looking glass, here, peopleSounds about right! (except the reverse vampires and saucer people part) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phishtaper Posted May 28, 2009 Report Share Posted May 28, 2009 is that an IUD attached to the bottle of hand sanitizer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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