PalacePrincess Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 what are some of the things you've picked up along the way in this thing called life? i've learned that.... - performing even the smallest random act of kindness feels even better than receiving one - OxyClean really does get out just about any stain - no matter how hard it may seem at the time (well, for me at least ), walking away from an argument is sometimes better than fighting to the death. and if you're arguing with a moron, you usually win this way. - never, ever, ever give your phone number to a car salesman or a health club unless you're 100% positive you want to buy the car or membership. they WILL call you. - people you like & get along with but don't see on purpose all the time (i.e. not in your immediate circle of friends) make the best roomates. - the more i listen to ween, the more ween i want to listen to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Not Bob Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 - I don't need everyone to like me, I don't need to like everyone - music will get you through times of no money a lot better than no money will get you through times of no music - a blue suit and argyle socks is a bad idea - never fry bacon in the nude RnB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shainhouse Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 -optimism makes flowers bloom. -being laid back and avoiding stress makes your healthier, both emotionally and physically. -women only come around when you are not looking. -If you love something, never stop doing it. -Music is everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 - Jaegermeister is medicine - Never tell a woman that she looks "Fine" - Sharing things like ganja and beds are fun - Being nice to people takes less effort than being a dick - On a serious tip, never trust anybody who's willing to accept the offer of the shirt off your back - Regular fellatio prevents breast cancer - If I drink a six pack, 7 doubles and 4 shots of "medicine" I can make Megrocker really confused and a little nervous. - Anything anybody ever said is a fiction of their own perception - No matter how bad things get, tomorrow might get better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 Whistle while you work. Look both ways before you cross the street. Disco sucks. Go swimming immediately after you eat a steak. Not everyone loves Raymond. If you finally decide to " Go Postal ", shoot The Tea Party instead of your co-workers. The musical Mamma Mia STILL featues the music of Abba. The Grateful Dead and Hell's Angels = A match made in heaven. Drinking and Dickey Betts = A perfect combination. Drugs, booze, no talent and insanity = Courtney Love Thelonious Monk was correct when he told my uncle: " You don't know shit about jazz ". Fred Durst proved that he can do better version of The Who's " Behind Blue Eyes ". Rush keeps getting better and better. Never take French lessons from Andre " Booche " Bouchard. Don't let Davey Boy go " in on " a Mamma Mia pizza with you. Never assume that Dr. Huxtable's favourite guitarist is Jerry Garcia. Frontier Town is NOT 10 km north of Guelph. Remember that Mr. Musicface took harmonica lessons from Alanis Morrisette... and he STILL sucks. Tara of Uncle Seth's lyrics are heavily influenced by the poetry stylings of Jewel. Andre " Booche " Bouchard should have anglicized his first name. Michele " Bouche " Bouchard wrongly anglicized his first name. Passed Out Guy doesn't pass out enough to warrant the continuing use of his handle. Caution Jam should start covering the odd Grateful Dead tune. Esau13 should STOP listening to Creed and start listening to the Grateful Dead. Secondtube actually catches fish the old fashioned way, with sticks of dynamite. Dave Lauzon should quit guitaring and start focussing on a singing career. Mayor David Miller will make Mel Lastman look good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 Always try new things Don't be shy When stuck in a rut, move to a new city (for an entirely new rut ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 HAHA!! Here's to Andy Bouchard!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted November 11, 2003 Report Share Posted November 11, 2003 One memorable day in Grade 5 back in Kingston Ontario, one Andre Bouchard wanted to be called Andrew Bouchard. No one listened to him... and the rest is Frenchy history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 quote:Originally posted by PalacePrincess: - OxyClean really does get out just about any stain It didn't work on my ex-husband. I hear that flamethrowers are effective on stains, too. quote: and if you're arguing with a moron, you usually win this way. Never argue with an idiot--people might not be able to tell the difference. quote: - people you like & get along with but don't see on purpose all the time (i.e. not in your immediate circle of friends) make the best roomates. I still prefer trees. quote: - the more i listen to ween, the more ween i want to listen to. You can't wean yourself from ween, then? Immortal words from Bubba: "A 50 cent sandwich can ruin a 50 dollar bender." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 quote:Originally posted by Jaimoe: Secondtube actually catches fish the old fashioned way, with sticks of dynamite.Ah, lures by C-I-L ... Real lures can be amusing to look at, though: Are You a Master Baiter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brels Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 - don't talk about people behind their back, if you can't say it to their face then don't say it all - playing basketball none stop growing up hasn't helped me one bit as an adult (I have yet to be challenged to a game of one on one at work) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgnor Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 No, but I bet the chicks dig your legs, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SevenSeasJim Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Never piss Into the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon. Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 -less is more -never take any wooden nickles from a one legged hooker named Flo -music is pretty much it. -being a dad totally rocks! -you have no one to prove anything to except yourself. -you're either a smoker or a non-smoker, pick one and be it. -Jaimoe is a really funny person -Jerry fuckin' rules -always order your pizza well done -keep your eyes on the prize -you gotta' know when to walk away, know when to run. -you don't step on superman's cape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phred Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 - The moment you have a child, you understand why your parents are always worried about you. - Sliced thinly enough, and fried in enough fat, hotdogs make a decent substitue for bacon. - Do not ever take anything or anybody for granted. - If you have a big enough freezer, you can quite successfully replace "eating when you are bored" with "cooking when you are bored" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hux Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 -don't put carbonated liquids in a martini shaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Oxy clean heh? I'm gonna try that on my monkey work shirts....I hate buying work clothes....allright on a less shallow level....everyone is just human and wants a little love and respect....never put work shirts in the dryer when the tag says not to....they will burn....when I am shy I come off as a snob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esau Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 -I can't bowl a 300 game daily. For real: -life is good(if you want it to be) -somtimes the obvious is hidden -let go off the past -smile more -be passionate -don't bullshit -Give'r For Fun -Give'r -always buy two beers at the bar -stay away from Newrider -drive sober -never hold a rabid monkey -never try to lift a bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 As Jaimoe gets older, his recollection of the 'facts' becomes more and more 'infactual' "Hi, we're from Canada!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 *You can do whatever you want, as long as you have your four-ways on. *Rush starts fights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
questcequecest? Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 smile, keep good company, respect other's wishes, and love your neighbour... xoxo. do what you love, love what you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitidiot Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 the left lane is for fast drivers. if it's to good to be true then it's to good to be true let the good times roll smoking makes you look cool booze makes everyone look good you have to fight for your right to party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velvet Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 All I think I've learned so far is that doing things is usually better than not doing things, and that when it comes to important stuff everytime I think I have a clue I end up changing my mind. That's why I haven't got a tattoo. Or a career. Or a wife. Oh, and I've also learned that women are basically unfathomable to me. Maybe that's why I haven't got a wife. I also learned that rock and roll ain't noise pollution, but I didn't figure that out on my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schwa. Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 Whose got Todd's heady wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmellyPants Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 No matter how hard or how long you try,you can not milk a chicken to produce chickenbutter. Talk about a wasted weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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