Okay, I don't bash Facebook. In fact, I like it and have reconnected with many old friends that way, who have been scattered all over the world. That said, sometimes people are just weird on there. Today, one of my Facebook "Friends" became "A Fan of Not Being On Fire". If I can be a fan of that, I can think of no end of things I'm a fan of. - fan of not drowning - fan of not getting my tongue stuck in a blender - fan of not having my stomach rubbed with a cheese-grater - ...