Ms.Huxtable

I'm right with you Velvet. This is really something. What a shame.

Any place that needs a gimmick doesn't have the best of anything. If you can make a kick ass burger, why do you need to offer over a hundred different ways to cover it up and 45 minutes to cook it?

I got:

I recorded her HBO special but couldn't make it through 15 minutes. It was horrible. All she did was insult people based on their race. a) It wasn't anything I haven't heard before and how can you be an accomplished comedian in this day and age just blurting out racial slurs? That type of comedy must appeal to people, but not me. I was offended and unimpressed.

You better be talking about yours. Ours was solid facking gold and you know it.

My uterus hurts.

Douglas, you are missed! We love you!! (Too much wine!!!)

All of our customers are so excited and it's hard to get the employees to do work today because they're glued to the TV or internet listening to coverage of Obama's visit to Ottawa. I swear the man's a rock star.

I thought for certain that he'd be thinner at the end of 100 days.

Listen, people who believe that there's any amount of privacy on the internet are naive. At least Facebook is being open about it. If you don't want something brought back up, years after you thought it would die, DON'T let it get on the internet in the first place.

[to herself] I hope no one figures out that I own a flux capasitor and platonium.[/to herself]

HAhahaa, yup, I'm an idiot. The Beavertails are for Ottawa only and Licks seems to be anywhere. Basher gets Licks and Velvet gets Beavertails. Send me mailing addys by PM guys. Sorry for the confusion. I'm just trying to be nice.

Basher you gonna use the Beavertails as well? I notice the Licks is for Ottawa only. Does that suit you at any time this year? Sorry I didn't mention those facts. I am an Ottawa snob. Basher has first right of refusal then they go to Velvet.

I have a freebie for the first person who wants it and posts. $10.00 Licks gift certificate and 2 Free Beavertail Gift certificates.

Good vibes man. All the best.

Miss me honey?

Dang that looks great.

The EL&P one blew my mind last night! Absolutely terrific.

Happy birthday! I love ya girl. Enjoy your birthday weekend!

See ya'll there!

1- Although hearing of them, I have never really listened to any "Ween" or "Reostatics". 2- Sure, "Radiohead" is quite famous, but I just don't get it. 3- I don't care what anybody says, "singing along to cheesy musicals at the top of your lungs" is awesome. 4- "Phish" redefined music for me, man. 5- fuÇk Great Big Sea. That is the most annoying music on the planet.

Gross. Gross. Gross. The only thing I saw on there that I'd eat is the cheesecake on a stick.