I feel the need to protect you all from what I had to go through last night. The pain I endured can be prevented so I urge you, please, do not watch Marley and Me. Seriously, it's not a tear jerker. It's an all out body shaking, sobbing, nose running, 10 tissue, steady stream of tears running down your neck and onto your chest kind of movie. Why anyone would subject themselves to that kind of feeling on purpose is beyond my comprehension. Just a public service announcement.