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That should help the advanced ticket sales.

And what do you think that is?" "Kovy being Kovy" is actually "Kovy telling it like it is" Boombitches

You mean like his former teamates are doing?

How's his plus/minus?

The Growlers. I havent heard their music but that name rocks. 3rd recommendation for White Denim.

And what does that have to do with anything in relation to this story? He called out Clouston for being a shitty coach, and lets face the fact his career is about to go to the deserved shitpile, and he called out the Ottawa journalists. He was asked questions and answered them. Is Gonchar talking about his unproductive career in Ottawa? Is Spezza talking about his last couple of seasons? What about Filip Kuba or LeClaire or........list goes on and on. And where is he denying this? He stated he wanted a two year deal and no NHL team was willing to offer that. Dont be confusing matters here kids. The fact remains that the NHL has lost a wicked media darling.

The irony is that I only ever listen to it if I am off to the Beer Store on a day the Sens happen to be playing but towards the end of last season I recall them being HAMMERED an hour prior to the puck drop. They were out of town too, maybe in Florida? The lack of professionalism was shocking and I wondered how I could get in on this gig. I remember wanting to post about it here when I got back home but I was probably so excited walking into the house with MTL game day beer that I forgot. But seriously, they sounded 2 beers away from doing the DaveyBoy late-night whistle.

Fair enough but it's mindboggling none the less to brag on one hand how much beer you are drinking and then try to imply what Kovalev is saying is wrong. He's obviously bang-on! And kudos to Dinghy for calling it before it happened. I know I certainly thought the same thing based on those idiots when they are doing pregame on the Team.

Attaboy Kev. I look forward to listening to this one tonight next to a classy Box Of Wine.

You fatfuck Garrioch. Just listen to the Team and how much those guys (Chris Stevenson, Garrioch and others) brag about the road pops they have when travelling with the Sens. Way to show how defensive you are in that article you stupidcunt. Fuck, how I loathe the Sens 'journalists' in this town. Do they not pay attention to anything? Did any of them even graduate highschool?

No applause from me yet. This had better be a marked improvement over his last couple of releases.

I am gonna miss you Kovalev. God bless you and dont take the bad to your head.

Glorified friendly aside:

Timing is everything. Count me in DaveyBoy. Count methefuck in.

Happy belated to the Omnipotent Gimp. Or is it the Old Greg? Or Opheliacal Grundle? Actually, Opheliacal Grundle is much more suited to me. Take those 40-50 added pounds and GFY Jaybone!!

Wow. Dinghy at a Phish festival is my next documentary. I'll cover the costs Scot as long as you promise to say "yes" to everything I put in front of you.

Philly wins the prize. Nnamdi is an Eagle. Far across the distance and spaces between us you have come to show you go on. Near, Far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on. Once more, you opened the door and you're here in my heart and my heart will go on and on.

From DaveO, the field correspondent:

And how did this revelation come to you Dinghy? That foodspotting website is addictive.

Which is precisely why he is an idiot for getting married. Why dont you just sign away half of your future earnings to your new wife and get an annulment now? It would probably be cheaper in the long run. Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb thing for a 22 year old professional athelete to do. Hey Brad. Remember AshleyMinor had a cousin dating someone from the Tampa Bay Lightning and we laughed in her face when she told us how faithful he was? Man alive, did she ever have a weak argument.

Another of Mike's doppelgangers:

RIP Amy Winehouse

He's what, only 22 or 23 years old, an NHL player and he decided to get married? FAIL And that doesnt even being to address the fact she looks like a boy in that picture compared to Toews cumdumpster. Why are you wasting our time?

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