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::masterbates furiously:: TORONTO - Keira Knightley risked rankling a Toronto audience by striding into a film festival press conference with a Montreal Canadiens jersey slung across her shoulders. The British movie star says she did so at the bidding of her "Dangerous Method" co-star Viggo Mortensen, who is a big Habs fan. Mortensen says he gave his co-star a "thorough coaching" on the politics of Canadian hockey before coming out. He proudly displayed a Habs jersey bearing the name Lafleur on the back, as well as a Scott Gomez sweater. Knightley says they thought it would get the ire of their Toronto-bred director, David Cronenberg, and it did. Cronenberg called the stunt "perverse" and expressed mock dismay that it didn't seem to bother Knightley.

Thanks for the heads up c-towns. I'm trying to clean this up right now but I dont seem to have the necessary rights to delete said users.

That must be a riveting interview. “So, what’s it like being short?†“How big is your dick? Let me rephrase that. How small is your dick?†“Does your wife ever dare you to beat her between the legs?†“How much pussy is thrown at you? I bet it’s hard to say no. How often do you and other players cheat on your wives? Did you ever bang Elisha Cuthbert?â€

JESUSFUCK! How are we supposed to keep up with this?

Here you go Cully.

Sooooo, are you alumni or on the team?

Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey. The Reighd'uhs and Donkeys play on Monday night. Dont be selling "Game Of The Year" so quick! I've missed you.

The radar gun again registered in the high 90s. The 90 mph changeup remained almost unhittable.

Loveingly perfect for them. We couldnt get in but we found some good scotch.

Here you go Sssssskelter

Holy shit, that's fucking totally awesome Hamilton.

I feel So dirty.

Definitely psyched for some pints.

This is fucking awesome, 2nd best to Dock Ellis. Never Underestimate The Power Of The Fans

As do pizza and beer.

Velvet, I kept thinking about you during Colin Hay's set and hoping you were there with me and the Barrett. Fucking laughterfest. Hopefully I never have to miss a Colin Hay set the rest of my life because I was transfixed.

Good afternoon Sloth.

How rough was that Mr Slippery? The most insane shit I have ever witnessed was an LA Raider - LA Rams preseason game in 1994. I figure I saw between 50 and 60 fights, inside the gates alone, with many involving multiple individuals. At one point I thought we were witnessing a murder because one dude was pummelling a dude's face while he had him propped over a seat. It was disgusting and the most insane thing I have ever seen. Once he had the guy totally beat he still hit him square in the face another 13 times while the dude was almost unconscious if not unconscious. The cops came up and lightly tapped him to stop and then walked him out as the meds came to deal with the limp body to take him out of the place on a stretcher. I'm still dealing with that imagery and wondering wtf is wrong with people. Sorry for the hungover Sunday tangent.

First base for you.

Loved it and liked it.

Who did Liverpool draw?

.....and I thought Hux's retort in this thread brought it all home. ::ducks:: It may have been the smartest thing I have ever seen him say.

What happened to our plan of having a Bobbing For Hashbrownies and Pin The Molly On Her Mouth after-party at your place?