Happy holidays? Fuck all that. Its merry christmas and ya'll know it. Don't bend to them people, enough fun has been laid to waste. The world is a dangerous place now. You can't let your kids go trick or treating on their own and they won't be riding their bikes to their friends place if it is more than a couple of blocks away but I'll be damned if those bastards take Christmas from my son too. Its Christmas for Christ's sake! You know, Jesus and that fucking manger and all that shit? I don't take holidays during holiday season because it's Christmas season and I don't holiday shop because I Christmas shop. If you dont like it, dont celebrate nothing and fuck off. The next thing you know, Santa Clause is going to be on whatever diet-du-jour is making the rounds and people will try telling us that Jesus Christ was white. So the next time you say "Merry Xmas" to someone and they respond with "you are supposed to say happy holidays" tell them "fuck those guys!". Maybe it will eventually stick because everything else seems to if you say it enough. And that's what really grinds my gears.