Ms.Huxtable Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 If you could permanently alter one thing about your physical appearance, what would you change? Hmmm... I kinda like me, but I suppose if I could, I would have all the hair below my eyebrows permanently removed. No more shaving sounds good to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Low Roller Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 Love handles. Freaking love handles. I HATE love handles!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote: Originally posted by Ms.Huxtable: if I could, I would have all the hair below my eyebrows permanently removed. No more shaving sounds good to me. they don't call me chewie for nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 The tempation to say "drastically reduce the size of my penis" is almost overwhelming... Aside from that, I'd probably replace some lost scalp hair. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Musicface Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 Yeh, I'd say some sort of hair re-distribution plan - the overall amount is fine, but if I could move the stuff from my back and ears back onto the top of my head, that would be great! And Roller I'm with ya on the love-handles - that would be my second choice. Peace, Mr. M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieDon'tSurf Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 quote: Originally posted by bradm: The tempation to say " drastically reduce the size of my penis" is almost overwhelming... Aloha, Brad thanks mr. m... i didn't want to be the one to go there first... in that case, i'd have to say....ummmm.... "drastically reduce the size of my penis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzhands Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 I have to agree with the hair removal suggestion, and maybe being able to bounce quarters off my ass and abs would be nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberdinghy Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 BIGGER MAN BOOBS!!! hahahahaha....I would love to wear a manzirre or a bro!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcO Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 Weird. I can't think of anything. Not that I think I'm all that or anything, but I totally accept that this is who I am and what I look like: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Wish Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 If I could change just one thing..... I'd like to be a small white square with a red x in the middle just like Marc-O! Sean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieDon'tSurf Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 small square's and red x's have straight lines... and there ain't nothun' straight about the dude in that pic... i'm just wonderin' what brought marco to www.bairpair.com anyways... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieDon'tSurf Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 in all honesty, this being a hypothetical question and whatnot, I'd want a super-duper pair of dragonfly wings and I'd become an embedded journalist and fly around and shit, reporting on the war in Chadguay zooooooom, baby, zoom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 Rubber....you crack me up!! Gees....as for myself....well I'm sure in hollywood....they'd carve my nose down,theyd sqeeze my eyes smaller....ah heck....theyd ripp me to shreds..... .but I'm pretty o.k. with me and have no intentions of ever living in plastic town. Luckily my self esteem is 95% based on who I am not what I look like.....thank goodness cause in the end we'll all just look like shrivalled raisons....if we're lucky enough to make it so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im going home Donny Posted March 25, 2003 Report Share Posted March 25, 2003 oh I change my mind.......Dragonfly wings would be too cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h Posted March 26, 2003 Report Share Posted March 26, 2003 if this is a magic wand thing rather than a surgery thing, i would lose some excess skin -specially on my cheeks now - making me look much older than i should dammit - thats my story and i'm sticking to it. what was it steve martin said the other night though on the oscars? "I'd do anything to have a body like him - except exercise and eat right" hee hee. big hips are cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Douglas Posted March 26, 2003 Report Share Posted March 26, 2003 I've always wondered what it would be like if we all had tails. Would they be considered private parts? Or would it just be like our arms/legs? I hope the latter....it would be fun! Imagine the balance we would have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted March 26, 2003 Report Share Posted March 26, 2003 Sally, get outta my head When I started pondering that one years ago, I was immediately declared the reigning queen of weirdness. Nice to know I'm not the only one that finds the idea interesting. As for wings ... wellllll ... have a look at my avatar. I'm feeling a little earthbound at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted March 26, 2003 Report Share Posted March 26, 2003 quote: Originally posted by betty page: big hips are cool A weekend with The Mercenary was enough to convince me that mine aren't a bad thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tara Posted March 26, 2003 Report Share Posted March 26, 2003 hmm....this is a tough one...just one eh?? I guess I'll have to go with the big one than. To be Thin and pretty....like a size 5 or something. I would do anything for that. or if I can't have either...than bigger breasts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooly Posted March 26, 2003 Report Share Posted March 26, 2003 no more unibrow i need to part the red sea dammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcane Posted March 26, 2003 Report Share Posted March 26, 2003 One day I went into a clothing store to buy some new pants. The first pair I tried on were too small in the hips. I commented to the sales clerk that hmmm, my hips got bigger after I gave birth (as one would expect). Her response: "So, what do you plan to do about that?" Voting with my wallet was the obvious option for *me*. On the other hand, *she* should have recommended a different cut. It's appalling that someone else expected ME to modify MY body to fit HER standard just so I could fit into clothes I don't own. I wish I could say this is was an unusual occurance, but how often do you hear people say that someone they don't know should lose weight, go to the gym, take Rogaine, use a different hair colour, wear this, don't wear that ... ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasemonkey Posted March 26, 2003 Report Share Posted March 26, 2003 I don't think that I would change anything...don't get me wrong; I know I'm not perfect. I just don't give a shit. Like me for me...I do, most of the time, so why can't everyone else. Everyone is so concerned with looks and appearance. . . its make me sick sometimes...(SORRY MS. HUX ...you know that I am not targeting you...i love you... ) I am myself, the whole package, a collection of thoughts and ideas, big, small, fat and tall. Love me for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogatthestation Posted March 26, 2003 Report Share Posted March 26, 2003 i love you greasymonkey.....good answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reba Posted March 26, 2003 Report Share Posted March 26, 2003 uh-oh....the above post was from me, not from the dog. and arcane.....you got it sister!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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