Freeker Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Since this thread has been making me laugh my ass off for days, I thought I'd share it. Feel free to post you're own random quotes :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Funny sh!t, thanks Freeker... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Booche Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Jammed like sardines, walking out of SPAC, some dude has a dress held up with both hands yelling out: Anyone lose a dress? If you see a naked chick, send her to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancingbear Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 well i got two..walking out to tent at clifford ball this guy was on this hilarious rant...the only thing i remember from it was his description of what he felt during a tune..."it was like hot champagne bubbling through my veins"ran into the guy a year later or so in the fleet center washroom, and i tell him what i remember..to which he replied.."dude, got any 'e'?msg- mikes>piper>weekapaug....grooving hard and joyously, eyes closed, smiling, in the moment.....huge guy in overalls behind me as loud as a train.."shave your fu©king balls trey"...>weekapaug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 girl getting pissed off at drunk boyfriend for not being able to walk straight: GOD, you are SO DISorganized! :: some guy who looked really tired during the day at izzy's, totally pigging out on someone else's cookies: fu©k, i love cookies! teetervillestation before a show in dover: "party, as in do lots of chemicals and have an orgy. what did you think i meant?" dieseldoug just randomly speaking: i flat you late. neugroove stumbling home from fat cats at the boathouse telling a story that i couldn't understand because he was too "disorganized" to talk properly: well, if you have a good imagination it's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokonon Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 oh yeah, and someone i didn't really know talking to me: you wanna get married? ........oh wait, who's older, you or your sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briguy Posted March 26, 2005 Report Share Posted March 26, 2005 Thought this one's funny. Found it on page four. after curtain with at coventry some wook: "i would like to thank all my custies, without them none of this would be possible" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeker Posted March 27, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 I like this one: 2nd bonnaroo, on the walk to centeroo, vendor on the street-"i got moonshine and glass dildo's, get drunk and fu©k yourself" killed me all weekend. -------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted March 27, 2005 Report Share Posted March 27, 2005 I was standing next to someone (who is actually on this board) at the Florida Phish shows at New Years 2000. We were facing the stage and there were two girls in front of us facing away from the stage who could not have been more than 16 years old. They were topless, except for bodypaint, wearing pig-tails and sucking on lolli-pops; while they looked straight at us. My friend just looked straight ahead and said, matter-of-factly: "I'm a big fan of bodypaint." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 "DOUG!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MamaPink Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Went to a Coldplay concert and they did a version of "It's a Wonderful World" At the end this HUGE football player guy behind me says in this deep blubberig voice, "That was fu©kin' beautiful man" guess you kinda had to be there, but it was really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogieknight Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 after hitting a ballon, passing out with your head landing by a pair of shoes( and mud), waking up and saying " holy sh!t i just fell out of my shoes!!!" darian lake 14-09-00 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalacePrincess Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 "like, ohmygod, why is everyone so pushy here, it was NOTHING like this at jack johnson in vancouver"overheard by the *five feet of fury* & i, from a complete airhead "i just came from club monaco, but look at my one shouldered shirt with fringe, i'm so hip and laid back" donut-brain, while we were directly in front of the stage, five rows back, on the floor at the freakin' BEASTIE BOYS at the ACC (in other words, ginormous venue brimming with punky skater kids and beastie brats).um....yeah. throw yourself to the wolves in the 'mosh pit' at a huge arena beastie boys concert, and you're right, it must be because you're in toronto that you're getting shoved around more than you were at jack johnson in hippy skippy vancouver. (insert eye rolling smilie here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 It's yelled-out either seriously or as a joke at many concerts, but I never tire of hearing: " Whippin' Post "! The funniest one that I've heard is at the beginning of Whipping Floss ( Montana ) from Frank Zappa's " You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore Vol. II ". Frank takes a cue from the fan and ends up turning Montana into a new song with some of Whipping Post's lyrics, then he wails on an eight minute guitar solo. Incidently, that album is one of his best live recordings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 It's also one of the best audience interactions ever: Frank: We don't know how to play that. Sing me some of "Whipping Post", and we'll try it. Fan: (no response) Frank: Judging from the way you sang it, it must be a John Cage composition*... Then, of course, the '84 Zappa band actually did "Whipping Post", as the "Them Or Us" album documents. (There's also a live video of it, too.) Aloha, Brad * A reference to John Cage's piece, "4:33", which consists of four minutes and thirty-three seconds of silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaimoe Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 In person, the funniest thing I've heard with my own ears was said by Ozzy 10 years ago. I went to Ozzy's concert at the Molson Amphitheatre and it got to the point of the show where Ozzy introduced the band members. Zak Wilde had just left the band and his replacement on guitar was Ed Holmes. Ozzy introduced Ed this way: " And on guitar, Ed Holmes: No relation to Sherlock or John Holmes ".Then Ozzy sprayed the audience with buckets of water and hoisted a very young Jack Osbourne onto his shoulders. Jack gave the audience the devil sign.Ozzy then told the audience: " I'll remember this night until the day I die... but I'm never going to die. ( Evil laugh ) Ha ha ha... ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchoulia Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Some guy (with a sign) standing by the side of the road after Phil & Friends at Vibes '02: "Breast Exams--1 dollar! Ladies, get yer breast exams--1 dollar! [big pause, no takers] C'mon--it's only a fu©king dollar!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guigsy Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 "so what are your names again?" "im goat, and this is forest." 2 wooks in the back of my car driving around boston looking for drugs, the other ones '02. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bradm Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 "C'mon you freaks, let's go climb a mountain." -- FreekerByTheSpeaker at moe.down 3, urging slacking people to ride the chair lift up to the top of the ski hill. Aloha, Brad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 String Cheese @ Finger Lakes - We are in the lot hanging out smoking a J with this american dude, we pass to him and he exclaims "Sweet! It's a swiss roll!" For some reason putting a filter in a joint seems pretty foreign to americans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StellaBlue Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 @ Phish in Saratoga Springs NY last summer. It was a 2 day show. First night everyone who couldnt afford a motel pitched tents at this campsite not to far away. This guy drove his medical supplies truck from his work and parked it on the side of a hill and was filling ballons... The truck was on a crazy angle and looked like it was gonna roll over any second... so this other guy goes and buys 2 baloons. He huffs one down... drops to his knees and starts screaming "Pink Floyd!!" at the top of his lungs... at 4:30 AM... He did it for about 2 full minutes until this black dog jumped on him and he started freeking out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneMtn Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 He huffs one down... drops to his knees and starts screaming "Pink Floyd!!" at the top of his lungs... at 4:30 AM... He did it for about 2 full minutes until this black dog jumped on him and he started freeking out. A "black dog", eh? Sounds like a Zeppelin vs. Floyd rivalry going on right before your eyes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skelter Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Me at my firsh phish show, darien lake 97 me: "what song is this" dude: "col. forbin's" me: "ascent or descent" for some reason i thought it was good idea to have an accurate setlist, considering I really didn't know a few songs (fukny bitch, ya mar, camel walk, etc) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CyberHippie Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 Phish 12-5-97 - This was my first Phish show, I turned to 'hamilton' and said "let me know when they are jamming". He kinda laughed... and neglected to tell me the were in the *middle* of some insane jam... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo Posted March 28, 2005 Report Share Posted March 28, 2005 "One more song and nobody gets hurt" Esau at just about any show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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